I've ended it, all right?
Wait! I want to say I'm sorry.
It's all over, OK? It's over.
- All right!
- Jesus Christ!
- Calm down!
- Someone help me!
- Please believe me!
- It's all right!
Don't beat me up again.
I've had a terrible day.
Will you shut up?!
Jesus Christ, don't kill me!
Shut up, then.
OK.
Look.
I just want to apologise
sincerely
When I hung you from the window.
I'm really....
It was not a nice thing to do.
Then when I attacked you in there.
I'm really, s...
How did I know
you were robbing your house?
I was trying to help!
Yes. Thanks. Otto.
I wanted you to trust me.
Please, it was my fault.
- That's true.
- Yeah.
Now, about my sister.
Otto,...
She's a very sexy girl.
I understand
you wanting to play around with her.
It's OK, I was wrong. I'm sorry!
I was jealous.
Just go ahead, pork away, pal.
Fuck her blue.
I like you, Archie.
I just want to help.
Oh, God!
Send for an ambulance!
Shocking!
I did it!
I did it! I did it!
Unbe-fuck-alievable!
Thomason!
Yeah?
You done well, my son.
Now, here's the plan.
You get four tickets
for this evening for Rio, first class.
- Then...
- F-f-f...
Yeah, four.
We get rid of Otto later.
Then, back to the flat,
pack, collect me.
Then to the Cathcart Towers Hotel
to pick up the jewels.
Unbe-fuck-alievable!
Oi! Oi!
It's so exciting,
I can't believe it!
He's s-s-safe.
I'm going to be late for court!
H-Hello.
Hello, Otto.
No, she just er... I-l-left.
Oh, and Otto...
You owe me a p-p-p...
What?
You owe me a p-p-pound.
Not Granny?
M-met with an accident.
Bullshit! You're lying.
Dead?
Heart attack.
I don't believe this.
So, George will be out this afternoon.
We all go out to Heathrow,
collect the loot and...
All thanks to me.
So the loot's at the airport, is it, Ken?
What's h-h-happening?
Well, Ken.
I'm going to ask you some questions
while I eat my chips.
First.
Who was the philosopher
who developed
the concept of the superman
in Also Spracht Zarathustra?
No?!
That's a chip up the nose, I'm afraid.
Friedrich Nietzsche.
Next.
In which book did Nietzsche claim
that almost all higher culture
is based on cruelty?
Are you thinking
or are you in mid-stutter?
You're m-mad.
Beyond GoodAnd Evil.
I'll have to ask you an easy one.
OK. Erm...
Let me think, let me think.
Where are the diamonds?
I'll give you a clue.
Somewhere round the airport.
No hassle, there's plenty of time.
I'll just sit here and eat my chips
till you tell me.
The English contribution to world cuisine.
The chip.
What do the English
usually eat with chips
to make them more interesting?
Wait a moment!
It's fish, isn't it?!
Here, boy.
Down the hatch.
Delicious!
You b-b-b...
Better eat the green one? OK?
What's this one's name?
Well, not Wanda, anyway.
I'm going to call her Lunch.
Hello, Lunch. Hello!
Eugh!
Avoid the green ones.
They're not ripe yet.
You were in court, lnspector,
when the forensic evidence was read?
Yes, sir.
And the fact that Mr Thomason
was installing windows
the previous weekend,
would explain the presence of
small particles of glass on his trousers.
No hurry, lnspector.
Please do take your time.
I'm almost full.
Almost.
Stop!
Please, don't.
Come on, Wanda!
Gullet time!
What are the names
of those hotels by the airport?
The Airway Sheraton?
The Post House?
The Cathcart Towers?
The Cathcart Towers? Yes?
Mm? Mm?
Yes.
In the safe deposit box?
Yes.
Where's the key?
What?
Where's the key?
It's in the t-t-tank.
Where? Where?
In the t-t-t...
Treasure chest!
Where?!
Where?
Oh!
You m-m-m
murdering k-k-k...
I'll kill you, I'll kill you!
Sorry, Ken,
but your answer was incorrect.
Still, you really did think
it was in there, didn't you?
What?
Oh!
- Hello?
- I know where the diamonds are.
Where?
Where's the key?
I've got it.
When can you get
to George's apartment?
You are Wanda Gershwitz,
of Kipling Mansions,
Murray Road, London W9?
Yes.
Would