not Belgian.
The central message of Buddhism
- is not every man for himself.
- You read...
The London Underground
is not a political movement.
Those are mistakes. I looked 'em up.
Now. You have just assaulted
the one man who can keep you
out of jail and make you rich.
So what are you
going to do about it, huh?
What would an intellectual do?
What would Plato do?
Apologise.
Pardon me?
Apolo...
What?
Apologise!
Right!
I'm sorry.
No.
Not to me.
To Archie.
And make it good, or we're dead.
Oh, I'm so very,
very, very, very s...
Fuck you!
I'm s...
I'm very, very s...
I'm so
very s...
Very, very s...
Very, very...
ssfff...
Ugh!
Hello, Mr Burglar!
Going somewhere?
Think you can rob Mr Leach?
I'll teach you a lesson.
He's a very good friend of mine.
Otto! Otto!
He'll be very pleased with me
when he finds you all tied up
and ready for the police!
And don't call me Otto.
To you, I am Mr...
Aagh!
Oh, God.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Please.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I didn't know it was you.
How could I know it was you?
I mean,
how could you expect me to guess?
Stupid jerk!
What the fuck are you doing
robbing your own house?
You asshole!
You stupid, stiff, pompous English...
Agh!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Er... Er...
Yeah.
God Almighty!
Bloody hell!
Darling!
Are you hurt?
Speak to me! Are you hurt?
Can't you speak?
Archie! Archie, what has happened?
Archie, we've been burgled.
Oh, no!
Well, are you hurt?
No, I'm... I'm fine.
Bit of a headache. I er...
I came in here,
somebody hit me, tied me up...
My God, is that the time?
What?
I didn't realise it was quite so late.
What?!
I'm late for a conference.
You've just been attacked!
It's nothing, I must fly. Sorry.
- Archie!
- I'll help you tidy up later!
Hello, Portia.
What's happened?
Your father has finally gone
completely mental.
Hi.
Archie!
Thank you so much.
Champagne?
OK.
- To us.
- To us.
I went back to the house,
and guess who...
Let's make love!
Well, if you absolutely insist...
No.
What?
Here. On the rug.
I'll be right back.
Get undressed.
Why not?
Why not indeed!?
Afterwards,...
Yeah?
..let's go to South America.
What?
Let's fly to South America.
Why South America?
OK,... Iceland?
What do you really want out of life?
I don't know.
Why do I like you so much?
Archie.
Hm?
Do you speak ltalian?
I am ltalian!
Sono italiano in spirito.
Ma ho sposato una donna
che preferisce lavorare in giardino
a fare I'amore appassionato.
Uno sbaglio grande!
But it's such an ugly language.
How about... Russian?
Yest' sila blagodatnaya
sozvuchiy slov zhivykh.
Kamina tozhe ni trudnuyu tyesnitsya
lyubosyat'sya grust'.
Odnu molitvu chudnuyu
tverzhdaya naizust'.
V dushe kak bremya skatyatsya
somneniya daleko.
I varitsya i plachetsya, i tak legko...
Archie!
Yeah?
Are you rich?
No, no, I'm afraid not.
What about the house?
Oh, that's Wendy's. She's the rich one.
Oh.
Yest' sila blagodatnaya
sozvuchiy slov zhivykh.
I tushit nyeponyatnaya,
svetlaya, prelyestnaya rech'.
V dushe kak bremya skatyatsya
somneniya daleko.
I varitsya i plachetsya, i tak legko!
- What the hell are you doing?
- I might ask you the same question!
Who are you?
What?!
Get your clothes on.
- Will you leave immediately, please?
- What?!
You're in the wrong flat.
This flat belongs to Patrick Balfour.
He's in Hong Kong.
He lent me the key. Now get out!
We leased it
from the agents last weekend.
Yes, well obviously
that changes things a bit. Erm...
Aren't you Archie Leach?
What?
You bought our house
in Lissendon Gardens.
Hazel and lan Johnson.
What a coincidence!
Ha...
How nice to see you.
Hello.
Hello, Wanda. It's Archie
I can't see you any more.
I've got to end it.
I'm sorry.
What?
I'm sorry.
Archie?
Er...
OK.
Oh, no, no. Please.
Look, I want to apologise.
I just finished it.
OK, OK, wait.
Where are you going?
I want speak with you.
Will you leave me alone?