this the airport, Clark? - We're here! Hey, Gris, me and Bethany figured out the perfect gift for you. Oh, Uncle Lewis, you didn't have to buy me anything. Damn it, Bethany, he guessed it. Oh, that was fun. I love riding in cars. When did you move to Florida? Ellen, are you still dating Clark? Oh, Aunt Bethany, you know you shouldn't have done that. Oh, dear. Did I break wind? Jesus, did the room clear out, Bethany? Hell, no. She means presents. You shouldn't have brought presents. It isn't every day somebody moves into a new house. They didn't move into a new house. - Mom? - In the living room, Russ. This house is bigger than your old one. Is Rusty still in the Navy? Aunt Bethany, why don't you go with Francis and Cathrine to the living room... .. and say hello to everybody. - Hello, everybody? - Just in the living room. - I should say it? - You should say it. - Hello, everybody! - Mom. - What? - This box is meowing. - Let me see it. - She wrapped up her cat. - Take it in the kitchen and open it up. - Then we'll have a cat running around. - You can't leave it in the box. Why would somebody wrap up a cat in a box? She gets confused, Rusty. She and Uncle Lewis don't have much money... .. so she takes things from the house and gives them as presents. Great. Can't wait to see what I got. This one here is leaking. - It's lime. - That's her Jell-O mold. I'll take it, Eddie. Why don't you go back in the living room and enjoy yourself? Russ? Come on, boy. Let's go find your sister. Before we begin, since this is Aunt Bethany's 80th Christmas... .. I think she should lead us in the saying of grace. Great. What, dear? Grace! Grace? She passed away 30 years ago. They want you to say grace. The blessing. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America... .. and to the republic for which it stands... .. one nation under God, indivisible... .. with liberty and justice for all. - Amen. - Amen. Cathrine, if this turkey tastes half as good as it looks... .. I think we're all in for a very big treat. Thank you. - Save the neck for me, Clark. - Okay, Eddie. Look at that. Sorry. - Why are you crying? - I told you we put it in too early. - Oh, it's just a little dry. It's fine. - It looks good to me. Here's the heart. Aunt Bethany? Does your cat, by any chance, eat Jell-O? Well, I don't know about the cat, but I sure am enjoying it. Hey, kids? I heard on the news that a pilot spotted Santa's sled on its way in from New York. You serious, Clark? Art, you want to load me up with a little more there. It is good. - Ed? - Yeah, Clark. What's wrong with the dog? Oh, he's just yacking on a bone. He's got it up. He's all right now. Maybe if you wouldn't feed him from the table. No, no. He's probably just nosing through the trash there. Hey, Gris, if you're not doing anything constructive... .. run into the living room, get my stogy. Is there anything else I can do for you, Uncle Lewis? He's an old man. This may be his last Christmas. If he keeps it up, it will be his last Christmas. That should be it. Honey? - You had too many plugs in one outlet. - Oh, God. What is it? Nothing. Let's go in and finish our dessert. If that thing had nine lives, she just spent them all. If you don't mind, Clark, I'd like to see if I can fumigate this here chair. It's a good, quality item. If you don't mind me asking, how much it set you back? You smell something? Fried pussycat. It's not the chair. It's some kind of gas coming from the sewer. Lewis? My tree! So, what's the matter with you? Look what you've done to my tree! Lewis. It was an ugly tree, anyway. At least it's out of its misery. - Dad's gonna flip out. - Nobody's gonna flip out. We're gonna have a wonderful Christmas. What the hell do you want? I have a delivery for Clark W. Grisman. I was supposed to deliver it yesterday... .. but it fell ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Железный орёл на английском - текст Друзья - Сезон 1 на английском - текст Анализ крови на английском - текст Московская элегия на английском - текст Марафонец на английском |