this sloppy whore out of here!
If your dick is as small as your
brain, you're in a lot of trouble.
Oh, my God, don't!
- Give yourself a break.
- Knock it off!
Take this and go! Please, go!
Just get out of here, please.
Look, go, please.
Show's over, folks. This man's
just gonna continue eating his soup.
Oh, God! Jack, get some ice!
Doggone, you slapped that sucker
silly. I thought that was great.
- It was like being on TV.
- Let the good times roll.
Students were arrested
for surrounding a chemical recruiter.
They claimed people
were being burned to death...
Animals. I don't know how
human beings can behave that way.
- Defoliants being sprayed
to destroy Vietnamese food supply...
Houston?
You look like you need a drink.
And you know what?
Your mama's gonna buy you one.
We're gonna put our dancing shoes on
and buy ourselves a drink.
Good deal, Lucille.
George! Big George!
Give me some skin, man.
How you doing?
- Fine, baby.
- My old pal, this is my new pal.
Letter to Daddy
His address is heaven above
- Oh, man! Oh, you freak.
- How are you?
Holy shit, your hair has a hard-on.
- Who's the young Republican?
- Don't dump on him.
He saved my life twice tonight.
The postman said that's best to do
Excuse me, dear.
I've got a little bag, very pure.
No lactose, no quinine.
You could run this horse
to Aquaduct and win.
Mama don't ride the horse no more,
didn't you hear? I'm clean.
- What are you drinking?
- Tequila.
A bottle of tequila, couple
of glasses and no cracks.
Oh, how daring.
I used to be
a big star too, Miss Hudson!
My sister, Henry.
- Weirdsville.
- Come on, relax.
Did you hear about the Polish lesbian?
She liked men!
I love you
Reminds me of a dream
I had once in the Philippines.
Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you, bitch... Butch!
Butch, I'm sorry. Excuse me.
Right on. Thank you.
You're a wonderful audience.
We have somebody in the audience
who tried to sneak in...
...a while ago,
which is impossible for her.
She used to live upstairs. Every night
we'd say, "Are you sleeping?"
She never was.
Where's the $ 10
you owe me, motherfucker?
How rude! She did
a concert earlier tonight...
...where she slayed thousands,
singing her guts out.
In fact, waiter,
send her a drunk on me.
Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome please...
...I'm gonna get in trouble for
pointing her out, the incredible Rose!
All right!
Big mama!
Stand by, Rosie,
we got a surprise for you!
All right, gentlemen.
Hit it for the woman!
Hi, you motherfuckers!
I made it! That drag queen's doing me!
Slippin ' in right in time
Here comes the stripper
Bringing on the night
Here comes the boys
Faces hidden from the night
Walk through the shadows
They got one thing in common
They got the fire down below
- Hands off!
- Come on. Come on.
Here come the banker
The lawyer and the cop
One thing for certain
It's never gonna stop
When it all gets too heavy
They come and they go
One thing in common
It happens in Vegas, Moline
Diana!
Went on yesterday
It's going on tonight
And somewhere there's somebody
Treatin ' somebody right
Hello, gorgeous!
Talk about your secondhand Rose, huh?
Slippin ' out of sight
They come and go
Are you in town for good, or for fun?
It happens out in Vegas, Moline
On the blue-blood streets of Boston
In Berkley, out in Queens
Went on yesterday
It's going on tonight
Somewhere there's somebody
Treatin ' somebody right
Walk the streets
I'll find you anytime
Where the streetlights flicker
Bringing on the night
I'll be slipping into darkness
Slippin ' out of sight
Oh, through the darkness
Oh, they come and they go
Oh, they come and they go
They got the fire down below
They got one thing in common
They got the fire down below
Far out! Far-fucking-out!
- Are you trying to get in my bloomers?
- Working on it.
You brown-eyed motherfucker,
where you been all my life?
Ever polite, honey, ever polite.
- That's the way my