lovely
place. Yeah, she has my place.
She and that Tod
are both living in my house.
Really?
Well, actually
it was my idea.
You know, otherwise, she was gonna
quit school and get a job and...
I don't know. Maybe this way,
she'll still go to college.
All right. All right.
All right. All right.
Here we go.
The thumb trick. Ready?
Thumb trick.
Do the thumb trick.
Look at my thumb. Ready? Here
we go. Watch it. Watch it.
What are you doing?
Thumb trick.
Show her, Dad.
Okay, but this is the last
time. Here we go. Ready?
I mean, Justin's gonna
go full-time next year,
so everybody's asking when
I'm gonna go back to work,
like I'm supposed to.
And I'm thinking about it. I mean,
I used to work. It was okay, but...
You know, I think
I'm better at this.
I mean, I think I'm
sort of good at it, so...
But then, people make me
feel embarrassed,
like I don't have
goals or something.
Like I sit around here
eating bonbons all day, right?
Oh, I don't know.
Well, what does Gil say?
He says I should do
whatever I want.
I could've
killed him for that.
What are you
so upset about?
Nathan, she's weird.
She's a weird child.
I think a few days a week of
preschool could be very helpful.
This is not the right age for
Patty to be socially activated.
We went through it.
She's not a bomb.
She's a little kid
who has no ability to relate
to other little kids.
Do you want her
to relate to him?
Help! Help! Help!
See, when I met him,
I was a little wild.
I was a little
out of control
and he kind of
took me in hand.
I liked that.
He's very commanding.
He got me into teaching.
He got my shit together.
Boy, he really
turned me on.
Really? I mean,
of course, really.
Oh, Nathan and I
used to be hot.
I know he doesn't
look it, but...
I mean,
we were like rabbits.
I used to give him,
you know,
oral,
you know,
on the highway.
What?
You know, he was always
trying to get a research grant.
And you thought
that would help?
No, but... I mean,
he kept getting turned down
and he'd get real,
real tense.
So if I saw him getting,
you know, really tense,
I'd just lean over while
he was driving and I'd...
Susan.
What?
I just spoke
to your mother.
Grandma wants to stay over
at Helen's for a while.
Can you drive her there
tomorrow?
Sure.
Great.
He likes to butt things
with his head.
How proud you must be.
Here it is. Now it's right
there in front of you.
Okay. Careful now.
Careful.
Yeah!
Here,
take this off.
Now really try
and hit it.
Yeah. Really give it
a good shot.
Yeah. Give it
a good whack!
Whack!
Put your shoulder into it
and whack it.
Now just kill it!
Kill it!
When I was born,
Grover Cleveland
was president.
I'm sorry I'm late.
Where should I do it?
Who are you and
what are you going to do?
I'm from Party Time
Entertainment.
I'm your stripper.
What's the birthday boy's name?
Because I paint it across my breasts.
Okay, it was a mix-up. I got
Cowboy Dan's card and he got mine.
I'm sorry. Goodbye.
Wait a minute. What about
Cowboy Dan? He is coming.
He showed up at the Lodge Hall,
and they were expecting me.
They beat him severely,
so Cowboy Dan
ain't coming.
Cowboy Dan's
not coming?
Come on, Kevin,
hold it together.
I knew it.
I told you.
All the kids are gonna hate me. It's
gonna be just like Little League.
Cowboy Dan is coming.
Gil! He's coming. Cowboy Dan is coming!
Howdy, partner.
You're Kevin's father!
You're not Cowboy Dan.
Yeah!
That's right.
They call me Cowboy Gil,
as in guilty.
I saw Cowboy Dan. I didn't
like the look on his face.
It was like this,
so I killed him.
I blew a hole in him
this big.
That's too small.
Actually,
it was about this big.
You know, when I think about
it, that hole was about this big.
Yeah, and his guts were
spilled out all over the floor.
As I was walking away,
I slipped around on his guts.
And a couple of other people came by and
they started slipping on his guts,