mass over southern New England..
Sources close to the National Security
Consortium have refused to comment..
Lets get on back to three
great modern country hits in a row..
Sidney!
Buckaroo!
Hows the patient?
Fine, thanks to you.
But more importantly: Congratulations!
Thank you.
You drove right through
a mountain the other day.
You did it right after you left me at the operation.
You havent even said anything about it.
Didnt mention it.
Sidney, these are my friends.
This is my colleague Dr Sidney Zwibel, old
medical friend from Columbia P and S.
Howdy. How youre doing?
Listen, Sidney, Im glad you could make it.
Cos it looks like we may need an
extra hand sooner than I thought.
Aha, I see. Thats what I was wondering about.
I got your message about rendezvousing
at this address. Barely had time to pack.
Then I came here...
I can see that.
Im gonna snoop around.
Make yourself at home.
You know, I thought we were gonna
rehearse or something.
Im a big fan of all you guys. I love
the comic books and the records.
I know you. Youre Pecos.
Perfect Tommy.
Perfect Tommy. Im sorry.
Youre Pecos.
Pecos is in Tibet. Names Reno.
Reno! Its an honour.
Where do you hail from, Doc?
Uh, New Jersey. Fort Lee.
Where are your spurs at?
Is he making fun of me?
Third cell to the left. Pink dress.
Arigato..
What do you want? Huh?
What are you doin here?
What are you doing here?
Why dont you just go away
and let me rot?
Who were you really trying
to annihilate last night?
You. Just like the papers all say.
Come over here.
Come on.
Oh, my God! Perfect Tommy!.
What do you want from me?
Oh, you remind me of someone
I once knew long ago.
Was she very beautiful?
She was... queen of the Netherlands.
Thats a long way
from where I come from.
Wyoming? Cody, Wyoming?
No, Im from Laramie.
Except that I was born in Cody,
but nobody...
Do you have family?
Back in Cody, I mean?.
I dont know..
See, I always felt that there was
another part of me somewhere.
Another part of you?
Somewhere, yeah.
Im adopted.
Of course!
If it was a snake, itd have bit me!
Another you.
Anythings possible.
Let her out!
Hey, me too..
Let her out?
Yeah, let her out. lll be responsible.
Shes a killer!
No, shes not. And give her your coat.
Why me?
Because youre perfect.
You have a point there.
Id like to move this thing along.
Perhaps some of you noticed we have
a motorcycle convention rolling in here.
Were a little short of time.
Besides, I dont imagine you
came here to listen to me talk.
Youre right.
Without further ado, Id like
to introduce a young man
who yesterday took our notions
of reality and turned them inside out.
Dr Buckaroo Banzai,
perhaps you can explain yourself.
Ooh.
Secretary, Senator Cunningham...
members of the world press.
30 years ago, almost to this day, my mother and
father, Doctors Sandra and Masado Banzai.
gave their lives for what was then
considered to be a very insane notion...
the possibility of contacting alien life..
However, not on another planet. But here..
Maybe right inside this table...
living on a simultaneous plane
of existence with our own..
Perhaps within a mountain.
See this rock? Its solid matter, right?
But the solid parts of this rock the
neutrons, quarks, protons and electrons...
comprise only about
one quadrillionth of its total volume.
How many zeros is that?
Quite a few.
The rest of this rock
is actually empty space.
So, back in 1937, Professor Hikita here
and Dr Emilio Lizardo
figured that if solid matter
were mostly just empty space,
a person should be able to discover
a way to travel inside things.
We at the Banzai Institute
have at last found that way.
We have created a device
called an oscillation overthruster,
which systematically reorders matter
by annihilating electrons, positrons...
I get it. What youre saying is that
oppositelycharged particles collide,
and blow each other up in a burst of energy.
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