Wyoming? Cody, Wyoming?
No, Im from Laramie.
Except that I was born in Cody,
but nobody...
Do you have family?
Back in Cody, I mean?.
I dont know..
See, I always felt that there was
another part of me somewhere.
Another part of you?
Somewhere, yeah.
Im adopted.
Of course!
If it was a snake, itd have bit me!
Another you.
Anythings possible.
Let her out!
Hey, me too..
Let her out?
Yeah, let her out. lll be responsible.
Shes a killer!
No, shes not. And give her your coat.
Why me?
Because youre perfect.
You have a point there.
Id like to move this thing along.
Perhaps some of you noticed we have
a motorcycle convention rolling in here.
Were a little short of time.
Besides, I dont imagine you
came here to listen to me talk.
Youre right.
Without further ado, Id like
to introduce a young man
who yesterday took our notions
of reality and turned them inside out.
Dr Buckaroo Banzai,
perhaps you can explain yourself.
Ooh.
Secretary, Senator Cunningham...
members of the world press.
30 years ago, almost to this day, my mother and
father, Doctors Sandra and Masado Banzai.
gave their lives for what was then
considered to be a very insane notion...
the possibility of contacting alien life..
However, not on another planet. But here..
Maybe right inside this table...
living on a simultaneous plane
of existence with our own..
Perhaps within a mountain.
See this rock? Its solid matter, right?
But the solid parts of this rock the
neutrons, quarks, protons and electrons...
comprise only about
one quadrillionth of its total volume.
How many zeros is that?
Quite a few.
The rest of this rock
is actually empty space.
So, back in 1937, Professor Hikita here
and Dr Emilio Lizardo
figured that if solid matter
were mostly just empty space,
a person should be able to discover
a way to travel inside things.
We at the Banzai Institute
have at last found that way.
We have created a device
called an oscillation overthruster,
which systematically reorders matter
by annihilating electrons, positrons...
I get it. What youre saying is that
oppositelycharged particles collide,
and blow each other up in a burst of energy.
Like a tiny big bang, like a... baby bang.
Im probably just stating the very obvious.
Shut up, Penny. Shut up.
Oh, no. Its not obvious at all. If it was obvious,
everybody would be doing it every day.
See, by all accounts, it appears as though
I literally went right through a mountain.
But you could take that mountain
and pulverise it...
and sift through it like breadcrumbs
for the rest of your natural life...
and you would never ever find... this.
And yet this living organism came out
of that mountain in Texas with me.
Even though I was never
inside that mountain.
The presidents calling.
The president of what?
The president of the United States.
Oh. Here.
Later.
Is he still delirious?
I cant tell. Its real fuzzy. I patched him through to a payphone down the hall.
Do your thing.
Buckaroo, you forgot your thruster.
Why dont you hold onto it for a while?
Any time.
Do we have the first slide, please?
What about the Pentagon?
The possibility of war
in the Eighth Dimension, Mr Secretary?
What?
It seemed like a strange connection
even back at the bus.
Mr President?
Some kind of interference.
Hello, Mr President?
Mr President? Mr President, hello?.
Hello, Mr President?.
Whats going on?
Maybe its a prankster, some computer whiz kid.
Not with Elephant Bravo.
Not with an alpha clearance.
Alpha clearance? Hello? Mr...
Ed, go back to the bus and reroute this call to
the presidents suite at Walter Reed Hospital.
Yeah, and make sure this is on the level.
Were busy people here.
Does the President call him a lot?
Pencil! Pen! Quick! Anything!
Dont touch him!
Whats he writing?.
Conference room!
Conference room! Lets go!.
Launch thermopod.
There they are.
Dr Banzai..
Dont you see em?
What do you mean? Who?
Evil! Pure and simple from