..
Stand by to incinerate Smolensk.
Jettison!
So sorry, gentlemen,
but l must dump the excess baggage.
Arrivederci, Banzai!
- Where's the power?
- l'm a diplomat! l failed flight school.
What do we do, jump-start it?
Rocket stabiliser.
What this?
Looks like a gun.
John Parker, take this wheel.
Right, just... just hold onto that.
lt flies like a truck.
Good. What is a truck?
Electric beam is fine, Lord Whorfin.
Thermopod on our tail. Over.
Banzai! Oh, so you wanna play games?
- Let's just stabilise her?
- Wanna play hide-and-seek? Huh?
OK. OK. Start left. Go left. More, more,
more, more. Left, left. Left! l said left!
- This is left!
- l mean my left. Go your right.
Go.
Feet, do your stuff!
Faster! He's gaining.
More, more, more. Lock in, lock in,
lock in. Now dive, dive, dive, dive, dive.
Whorfin... sayonara.
Banzai! l'll see you in hell!
We've got him!
- Pull up!
- lt's stuck!
John Whorfin... destroyed.
Deactivate particle beam.
Tracking 0-0-0.
l thought you bought it.
- Yeah, me too. Where's Penny?
- At the bus.
New Jersey helped me bring her back.
- How is she?
- He said he'd pull her through.
Quite a guy, if you want my opinion.
You give me that gizmo
and l'll give you a brand new
crisp $20 bill. Huh?
- All right, l'll tell you what...
- Hey, Scooter! Fall in.
This what you're looking for, Buckaroo?
- Scooter... you got his job.
- All right!
- Wanna ride with me in the jet car?
- Wow! You know.
But l have to ask my dad first.
OK, you ask your dad, l'll wash up.
Aw.
l did all l could.
Buckaroo, President's on line one. Calling about is
everything OK with the alien space cloud,
or should he go ahead
and destroy Russia?
Tell him yes on one and no on two.
Which was ''yes''?
To destroy Russia or number two?
Penny.
Careful.
You're all right.
You look awful.
You don't exactly light up
a party yourself... Penny Priddy.
So what? Big deal!
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Visiontext Subtitles: Yasmin Rammohan
Rip Subtitles: J.M. BeaubourgLaunch control is having trouble
verifying mass acceleration.
Team Banzai rotational supervisor,
please confirm.
I want an electromagnetic
fuel reading from the launch.
We are T minus seven zero and holding.
Antigravity inertia reversal crosscheck.
Can we have a photographic
printout to the bunker?
T minus six zero three and holding.
Phaser positive. Latch compressor.
Multistage
axial compressor... latched.
Fuel pressure... 1800 torrs.
Commence pullback to
the launch sequence. Clear the launch.
Specific density is 2.5. Over.
Youre kidding. Hes still at the hospital?
Banzai hasnt showed yet, Mr Secretary.
Looks like hes got cold feet.
Well, better go see whats
keeping the boss, Reno.
Why me?
Cos Im busy.
May I have the curved Yasargil, please?
Its not here, Dr Banzai.
Ah, let me have the straight one then.
See, this is the part where for me
it started looking like a problem.
I mean, I wanted to sacrifice the precentral
vein in order to get some exposure.
But because of this guys normal variation,
I got excited and all the sudden I didnt know
whether I was looking at the precentral vein or one
of the internal cerebro veins or the Vein of Galen
or the Basilar vein of Rosenthal, so one my own me at
this point I was ready to say "Thats it, lets get out".
See, you can check
your anatomy all you want,
and even though there may be normal
variation, if you get right down to it,
this far inside the head,
it all looks the same.
No, no, no. Dont tug on that.
You never know what it might be attached to.
This is control.
02 vents are closed. Looks good.
Dr Banzai is using the laser
to vaporise a pineal tumour
without damaging
the quadrigeminal plate.
Subcutaneous microphone gonna
allow the patient to transmit
verbal instructions