Albert Einstein?
No. Lord John Whorfin.
lf there's one thing l hate,
it's to be mistaken for somebody else.
Cheer up, Lizardo. lt's Friday. l got
a care package from your yo-yo friends.
Hey, Signore...
grazie tanto.
Thanks, Doc.
l come for your TV.
You've been using too much juice.
Another 10,000 kilowatts
again this month.
lt beats me how an old homicidal
loony can use that much power.
Go on, take it! l don't need it!
Tomorrow l'm goin' home
with my overthruster.
That's terrific, Doc.
l'll make sure you get
an early wake-up call.
Laugh while you can, monkey boy.
Buckaroo, l've done
a spectrographic analysis
on the specimen you pulled
off the jet car drive shaft.
Rawhide, what do you think?
l don't care if you walked
through a mountain in Texas.
This is New Jersey, and when you
play my joint, you're just another act.
- l want some music out of you.
- You want it, Artie? You got it.
Let's rock and roll!
Ladies and gentlemen, Artie's Artery
is proud to present for a single night only,
New Brunswick's own,
the one, the only, the amazing...
Buckaroo Banzai and
the Hong Kong Cavaliers!
Excuse me.
Excuse me, is someone out there
not having a good time?
ls somebody...
is somebody crying...
out there in the darkness?
Somebody crying?
Over here. l'm sorry.
Um, could we get... could we
get her a mike and a spotlight?
Tommy, could we run her a mike?
- What, are you serious?
- Yeah, run her over a mike.
What's your name?
- Who cares?
- Right.
Well, l care. What's your name?
- Penny.
- Did you say Peggy?
No. My name's Penny. Penny Priddy.
That doesn't matter.
lt's not important.
l just... l just sponged up
a little too much Vat 69, that's all.
l'm down to my last nickel
in this lousy town,
and they wouldn't take
my luggage in hock.
l lost my room at the Y this morning.
But it's cool.
Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey, now.
Don't be mean.
We don't have to be mean,
cos, remember...
no matter where you go...
there you are.
- l'm gonna sing this song for you, Peggy.
- No, Penny! Who cares?
l don't have plans and schemes..
And l..
Don't have hopes and dreams..
l don't have anything..
- This is weird.
- Sure is.
Since l don't have you..
-  Yeah, l..
- Who's the girl?
Don't have fond desires..
l don't have happy hours..
l don't have anything..
- Get her outta here now! Let's go!
- Let me go! Let me go, you freaks!
- Wait. Wait a minute. Wait.
- Kill that spot. Kill it!
..festive briefing by the
Banzai lnstitute. Tomorrow...
Where you think you're going, Doc? The moon?
- No, no. Planet Ten.
- Planet Ten. Why, pray tell?
- Operator?
- Doc, put down the phone.
Operator? l wanna make a call
to a Mr John Bigbooty
at Yoyodyne Propulsion Systems
over in Grover's Mill.
And you tell him that
it's John Whorfin calling.
That's W-H-O-R-F-l-N.
You got that, honey?
- John. J-O-H-N.
- This better be collect, Doc.
Bigbooty? Of course it's me, you fool!
Who do you think?
The time has come, Bigbooty.
Prepare for my return.
Well, haven't you heard?
Don't you watch TV?
Banzai and Hikita have done it.
They have opened the window!
Si. Si. So meet me at the factory.
And get their overthruster.
And Hikita, too.
Sure. Alive.
No, no, don't worry about me.
l'll get my own ride.
Evil will not prevail. That was...
Arrivederci, Jersey.
Goodbye, goodbye to her..
- lt's the spittin' image.
- Doesn't look anything like her.
Pictures don't lie.
Hell they don't. Met my first wife that way.
lt's Peggy to these eyes. lt's the
same nose. It's the same hair.
Plus, Buckaroo has to think so too
or else he wouldn't be ready
to make a fool of himself.
Just hot off the World Watch Wire, Buckaroo.
Thought you'd wanna be notified.
Remember that old ltalian pal
of the professor's?
- Emilio Lizardo.
- Yeah.
Last night he