I don't know,
but I know that he needs me.
Now if you'll excuse me.
Where are you gonna look,
his apartment?
You think he's gonna be
hangin' out at his apartment,
someone wants to kill him?
Oh, well, I'm not going
to his apartment.
Then where are
you going?
Isn't that
my business?
Okay, look.
Hold it, okay?
All right, you have an idea,
you might as well tell me.
And we'll both go, we'll go find him
and help him out of this.
And then we'll
make him choose.
- Choose?
- Yeah.
- Between us?
- Yeah.
I doubt that he'll
know your name.
Then we're on.
I mean, you're so goddamn sure
it's gonna be you, what do you care?
I'm confident, yes.
Well, so am I,
so let's go.
- Good.
- Oh, wait. I gotta fluff.
Could you fluff
a little faster?
- What is that?
- I got it off a Christmas tree at Saks.
- You defiled a Christmas tree?
- No one saw.
Nothing for
the nose?
Oh, Lady Di,
explain this to me.
The man is afraid
for his life.
- He is not going to stop
and buy tobacco.
- Oh?
You obviously didn't spend the kind
of time with Michael that I did.
- He couldn't last a day
without his Colton's.
- I knew that.
Uh-huh? Did you also know this is
the only place in town that carries it?
- I didn't know.
- No, you didn't.
Listen. This time,
let me handle this.
Your simplistic exchanges
with people become pornographic.
- That is a fucking lie.
- Need I say more.
[Lauren]
Excuse me, sir.
Yeah,
I know the guy.
Have you seen him?
Was he here today?
Yeah, maybe...
maybe not.
When do you think you might
arrive at a decision?
- Over a drink?
- Mm-hmm.
Wouldn't you feel better
as a person...
just unselfishly helping somebody find
out something she really needs to know?
No.
How 'bout dinner?
- How 'bout a blow job?
- How 'bout a...
- What did you say?
- Right here. Right now. Both of us.
Kind of, uh, takin' turns.
He was in here
this afternoon.
This afternoon?
You sure it was this afternoon?
Yeah, right at my lunch break.
1:00, he bought 10 pouches of Colton's.
- What else?
- Nothing. He was kind of in a hurry.
He used the phone and then
he ran right out of here.
He used the phone at 1:00?
Is that it?
That's all
she wrote, baby.
Here or
in the back?
I think I can take care
of it from here.
Couple of
floozies!
Oh, my God.
- That is the most disgusting...
- What's your problem now?
Promising sexual favors?
That sends us back to the Dark Ages.
It's something
you simply do not do!
You do if you're lying.
Besides, it worked.
Excuse me, but I must have
missed something.
How exactly did it work?
We're at a dead end.
- You'll see.
- I'll see?
- Howie Rinker, please.
- Oh, Howie.
How!
San!
Great,
how 'bout you?
Yeah?
How's your fish?
Uh-huh.
What'd the vet say?
- What does a diseased fish...
- Stop it, it's in the bag.
Listen, cutey, seeing as how you're
my main man over at the phone company,
I wanna ask you just
a teensy favor, all right?
Can you tell me what number was called
out of Wally Frank Tobacconist at 1:00?
- This afternoon. Yeah, yeah, I'll hold.
- This is good.
It's probably one of those guys
with polyester pants and hips.
- Yeah, I'm here.
- Uh-huh?
- Good boy.
- All right.
That's a cab company,
right?
Got it.
Oh, you're a catch, How.
Our kids are gonna
be gorgeous, you know that?
- See you.
- Okay, don't gloat.
Taxi!
Is that all the money
you walk around with?
Well, where's yours? I thought you
were the working pornographic actress.
I went to
the Bahamas.
Hi, can you
help me?
I'm such a ditz. I left my tennis racket
in one of your cabs today.
I was picked up around
77 th and Broadway,
- at 1:00.
- Is there a reward?
- Yes.
- No.
Ooh, ah.
What the hell are
you gonna do to me, huh?
- What's wrong with you?
- Yo!
Dipstick!
There's your man.
[Lauren]
What?
Your turn.
Oh, no, no, no.
No, I can't talk to him.
I went to a private school.
Hey, he looks like a prince.
He's gonna