Listen to me. You do not audition for a man of Korzenowski's reputation... without a prepared classical monologue. That means Shaw, Ibsen, Shakespeare. I'm doing Ophelia's mad scene. I'm not waltzing in off the street... saying, "Gee, I think I wanna be an actress." You know what I bet? I bet you haven't been laid in about a year. - Ames, Lauren. - Ah, ah. Yes, I'm coming. I'm... I'm... I will be co... I'm... I'm... I'm ready. I'm... I'm... - I'm ready. - Quickly, Miss Ames. I have a good mad scene. It's really great. I just saw it. Hmm. I will not only wish you to absorb everything that I say. I will also wish you to keep notes of everything that I say. And I will wish to look at those notes. Now if you say this is like high school... I do not apologize. I am an old egotist... and I want to know that you record my ideas. If you do not, you're gone from the class. All right. We begin. We begin with vowel groups. Vowel groups. Mr Weldon... do you know the difference between a Texas diphthong... and a Georgia diphthong? Sorry I'm late. They made me fill out all these dumb-ass financial aid forms. You want 'em? You want 'em? I cannot believe... I absolutely cannot believe he let her in! And on scholarship! I just bet I know what she did as an audition. The woman has no training, no experience. I mean, correct me if I'm wrong. I really thought if you worked at your craft, maybe... just possibly, you'd get to work with one of the greats. It's $2.95, not $295. I knew that. Something's seriously wrong with my life. Excuse me. - Are you all right? - Better. L-I w... I was just, um... - Who cares? May I help you? - Yeah. - Have you got something in a pumpkin? - The shade pumpkin? - No, a pumpkin costume. - Oh. God, I sound like an idiot. The reason is that I teach grammar school. - You're a schoolteacher? - Uh-huh. - You're not an actor? - Oh, God, no. I'd be awful. Why do you ask? Oh, well, there's just so many actors who come in here. Please go on. Well, we're putting on a little pageant... and there's a kid in my class who's very insecure. You know, the other kids pick on him and his mother doesn't sew... and I think it would give him such a boost... to have the best darn costume in the place. So I thought a professional costumers would have an incredible pumpkin. But I can't go more than $50... because this is coming out of my own pocket. I'm really sorry. I don't think we have a pumpkin. What about a squash? We don't have any vegetables as such. I'm sorry. Well, this is the last place on the list. But I'll just throw something together myself, huh? I really appreciate your time. Thanks. Um, uh, listen. I don't know, maybe, uh, maybe someone... Maybe I could, uh... I've made a lot of my own costumes. I'm sure it wouldn't be that difficult. If I could help out, I'd... like to. That would be fabulous. - I hope you'll forgive me, Lauren. - For what? L... I don't usually lunge at women like that. - Oh. - But you just, uh... I just had to kiss you. L-I really am sorry and I hope that you'll want to see me again. Oh, where in the world did you come from? - New Mexico, originally. - No, no, I mean... how can a man so delightful as you... be just wandering the streets of New York? Single, single, yeah. I can't believe it. Well, that's not by choice. I'd like to be married. - This isn't happening. - Why not? Well, there must be something wrong with you. Don't you have any faults? I smoke. You smoke? That's it? Call the police! No, no, no. It's an addiction. Colton's tobacco. New Mexico's finest. I hope you don't mind. Well, I'll struggle through somehow. Good. Very good. Because, uh, I'd like to see you again... tomorrow night. Well, yes. Mmm, thank you. What's this? "Ooh, eee, ooh, ah, ooh, eee, ah, ooh." - That's what you do in acting class? - Those are vowel groups. Mmm, sorry. "Wowel" ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Анна Карамазофф на английском - текст Критическая ситуация на английском - текст Пустынный берег на английском - текст Тихий Дон на английском - текст Старухи на английском |