I see. Address? Paradise. Pardon me? It's the name of the farm. Alright. Date of birth? Oh... Late May, early June, 1940. You don't know your birthday? We never found out. I was found near a ditch during the war. I was screaming - next to a dead woman. - Your mother? - No. - Yes, it was! Great scenario for the jury. Who took you in? Social services. A social service baby, even better! What then? Well, then... At age 10 I went to the Pйcouts'. To Paradise. The farm. You worked hard, they beat you. They beat you. At night, starving, exhausted, you slept on a bale of hay. Yes, you slept in the hay, you were hungry. Well, I was thinner then. See what I mean? Such an unhappy childhood! And after that? After that I gained some weight. No, then what happened? Then the story continued. But Mrs. Pйcout died. I was alone with Mr. Pйcout and his daughter, Lulu. She became my wife. All in the family, great! When'd you get married? When I got back from the service. After Algeria. - They sent me home. - You were in Algeria? How long? One day. I was injured on day one. You were wounded? You bet. Look at this. See that? It doesn't show much. I had a great doctor. Yes, it shows! - Really? - Yes. So you were wounded in combat, great. Well, combat, uh... In Algiers, I got off the boat. There was a truck backing up. It sent me flying. Both feet smashed up, I went to Marseille hospital, then back to Paradise. That was it. But I got a medal. - Like everyone else. - I should hope so. And a tiny allowance. Better than nothing. So you got back from Algeria and married... Lulu... Lucienne. Not for a while. You were lovers first? Sure. For a long time. How old was she, - the first time? - I don't know. 13 or 14. Corrupting a minor. Also known as rape. Oh, rape... rape... We were the same age, and she's the one who raped me. Try telling that to a judge! She was always bugging me. "Wanna play doctor?" - "Mom and Dad?" - You didn't like it. I sure didn't. Never did. Even as a girl, she was an evil witch. Why'd you marry her? Because I'm an idiot. I'm an idiot, that's all. Excuse me. No, I don't mind. I love the smell of smoke since I quit. - Here. - Thanks. Only one thing bothers me so far... Your unhappy childhood, your marital suffering, the buckets, tires, urine in the soup, I can't really use that. Looking for excuses is like pleading guilty. What time is it? I never wear a watch. Gives me palpitations. Funny. If I had a watch, I'd check it all the time. Stress. But I can tell you the time within 3, 4 minutes. For example, now it's 4:15. What time is it? 4:15, sir. How'd you know? The goats always let you know - when it's milking time. - Of course, I understand. Where were we? - Pleading guilty. - Precisely. We're not guilty. We were defending ourselves. - The act was involuntary. - That's right. The cause of the argument is unclear. She wasn't cheating? It was unimaginable? Well... I haven't said everything. You think I like it, the whole village laughing at me? I've got my pride too. She had a lover? - Sure? - Cross my heart, hope to die. Don't say that. Who is it? My best friend. Wow, that's... that happens a lot. What does he do? He's a mechanic. Ok, it's all in place. You're hurt, broken, you criticize your wife. You mention divorce. She goes after you. Now it doesn't add up. She has to threaten you! She didn't have a gun or fire poker? The poker was too far away. But... wait. How about a soup tureen? - What tureen? - The one she threw. Now I remember. I've got it. Clear as holy water. I say divorce, and bam! Tureen! It just missed my head. Why didn't you say so? Original, better than a gun or poker! That's good, it sounds true! Didn't touch it, - did you? - What? A tureen breaks, gets soup all over. - You didn't clean? - Heck no. Alright... Now do as I ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Королество кривых зеркал на английском - текст Садко на английском - текст Отступники на английском - текст Деловые люди на английском - текст Кукушка на английском |