who break into their house...
and burn it down
while they're gone for the day.
Remember what you were saying
about people in the 'burbs?
People like Skip?
People who mow their lawn
for the 800th time and then snap?
Well, that's us!
It's not them! That's us!
We're the ones vaulting over fences and
peeking in through people's windows!
We're the ones throwing garbage
in the street and lighting fires!
We're the ones who are acting
suspicious and paranoid, Art!
We're the lunatics! Us!
It's not them!
It's us.
I don't know what to say.
What, do you want me to move?
- I'm gonna kill him!
- You're crazy!
- Back off!
- Stop it! Stop it!
- Ow! Ow! Ow!
- Break it up!
- Stop it! Stop it!
- I don't care! I've been blown up!
Take me to the hospital!
Take me to a hospital.
I'm sick.
My eye hurts.
Honey? I'll just...
find out what hospital
they're taking you to...
and then I'll...
follow right along.
- Okay?
- Okay, honey.
- You okay?
- Yeah, I'm fine, Carol.
Okay, hepcats, get off my car!
- Get off my car!
- Dude, you should hang out a little bit.
- This goes for you!
- We've got the pizza dude coming.
You imbecile!
You sub-moron, you!
Who's that?
Oh, Dr Klopek,
I'm so sorry.
You know, Dr Klopek,
when I get out of prison...
I'm gonna help you
rebuild your house.
I'll even do some of the work myself.
I have the tools.
Carol's father just gave me
a brand new set of tools.
Do I look like an idiot, Mr Peterson?
No.
Do you take me for an imbecile?
No.
You may have fooled the others,
Mr Peterson...
but you don't fool me.
Uh, I fooled the others?
- But you don't fool me.
- I don't?
No, you don't.
Am I missing something, Doctor?
Come now, Mr Peterson.
You were in my basement.
Surely, you looked in the furnace.
I saw your furnace, Doctor...
but I figured a man's furnace
is his own business.
You saw one of my skulls, didn't you?
Oh, yes. I know you did.
It belonged to a neighbour of yours.
The name was Knapp.
We took the house from them.
I offered to buy it,
but you know how old people are.
They grow so attached to things.
Uh, you know, Dr Klopek,
I think I forgot my wallet.
I let you keep the femur.
Now, now, I want my skull.
Or, perhaps, I might just take yours.
Hans.
Uh, hey!
Hey, the pizza dude!
Yeah! Way to go!
Far out.
Citizen's arrest!
Citizen's arrest!
I, Ray Peterson, am placing you
under citizen's arrest...
for my attempted murder!
The man doesn't know
what he's talking about.
- Citizen's arrest. Citizen's arrest.
- Oh, Ray.
Don't start with me, Carol. The man
confessed. They murdered the Knapps.
- He's demented.
- Hey, Sherlock.
Get the Klopeks to tell you
where they buried the stiffs.
You don't have a stiff.
You don't have any evidence.
You do now.
This your vehicle, Dr Klopek?
Let's go, Doc.
Hey! Pinocchio!
Where are you going?
Gotcha!
Don't you make a move, sonny.
I was 18 months in the bush,
and I can snap your neck in a heartbeat.
I think the message
to psychos, fanatics, murderers...
nutcases all over the world
is, uh...
do not mess with suburbanites because,
uh, we're not gonna take it any more.
We're not gonna be content
to look after our lawns...
and wax our cars, paint our houses.
We're out to get 'em, Don.
We are out to get them.
- Hello.
- Hi.
So, what are you gonna do now?
I'm gonna pack a bag
and go up to the lake.
We got 'em, neighbour.
- Get away from him.
- Hey, you guys.
You wanna go down to Bowl-O-Rama
for a beer or something?
Man, that was an incredible choke hold
you put on me, pal. The guy's a brute.
How's that finger?
Is it okay?
Where are you guys going?
Where you going?
I'm going on vacation.
"Vacation"?
What, are you crazy?
This is a major media event here.
Geraldo Rivera's coming, and he's gonna
excavate the basement of the Klopeks!
It's gonna be broadcast
on satellite all over the world, live!
Art!
Your wife's home.
- And your house is on fire!
- Art, where