're better than the rest of them.
You're better than any of them.
You love me, Joe?
You're better than all of them.
You're the best.
Love me, Joe.
Joe! Joe?
Joe.
Do you love me, Joe?
Do you love me?
Love me.
You're the only one, Joe.
You're the only one.
You're the best, Joe.
You're the best.
[ Man On Radio ]
...broadcast of 'The Sunshine Hour.
Oh, yes, sweet Jesus,
I tell you, faith healer.
I got a letter here from a sister
enclosing ten dollars...
and two malignant tumors she coughed up
during last week's prayer meeting.
Praise Jesus!
Now, before we join
in prayer for this poor sister...
Jesus wants to know how many sent in
five dollars for their home worship kit.
You want a cigarette?
No, thanks.
Chew tobacco.
Sing along with Sister Rosella.
You throw in Sister Rosella,
you got a deal, right, old-timer?
You ever run into a cowhand
by the name of Woodsy Niles?
Woodsy Niles, sir?
Not to my knowledge.
Friend of my grandma, Sally Buck.
I want it on.
[ Woman Singing ]
# Hush, little baby #
# Don't say a word #
# Grandma's gonna buy you
a mockingbird #
# And if that mockingbird
don't sing #
# Grandma's gonna buy you
a golden ring #
# And if that golden ring turns brass #
# Grandma's gonna buy you
a lookin' glass #
# And if that lookin' glass
gets broke #
# Grandma's gonna buy you
a billy goat #
# Hush, little baby
Don't say a word #
# Grandma's gonna buy you
a mockingbird ##
[ Man Laughing ]
[ Child Giggling ]
## [ Singing 'The Caisson Song' ]
[ Radio ]
# 77 W-A-B-C #
77 Radio in New York.
This is Ron Lundy.
This is W-A-B-C.
That's New York talkin' there, ma'am.
- Hear that?
- [ Man ] What is your ideal in a man?
[ Woman ]
My ideal is Gary Cooper, but he's dead.
[ Lundy ] Thank you. Ma'am,
what is your ideal in a man?
A man who takes pride
in his appearance.
- Consideration.
- Definitely tall.
Someone I can talk to in bed.
- A good sense of humor.
- Not afraid of sex.
- A Texas oilman.
- Aggressiveness.
- Outdoor type.
- A rebel.
- Young.
- You.
Yee-hoo!
Excuse me, ma'am.
# One, two, three #
# Wherever we go
we will always know #
# That the caissons go rolling... ##
[ Car Horns Honking ]
Thank you.
Shit!
[ Man ]
...grand time talking to Mrs. Drevin...
who's going to give us
her remedy for insomnia.
[ Mrs. Drevin ] Gosh, I sure will.
It's pretty unusual, but anyway...
I move furniture around.
Everything but the sofa,
you know?
And that's my remedy
for insomnia.
My remedy is you just dial
the hotel here.
Ask for Joe Buck.
- [ Woman ] I iron my husband's shirts.
- Joe Buck.
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Exchange, brought to you by Morgan Vandercook.
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[ Stock Market Report Continues ]
# Everybody's talkin' at me #
# I don't hear a word they're sayin' #
# Only the echoes of my mind #
# People stoppin', starin' #
# I can't see their faces #
# Only the shadows of their eyes #
# I'm goin' where
the sun keeps shinin' #
# Through the pourin' rain #
# Goin' where the weather #
# Suits my clothes #
# Backin' off of the northeast winds #
# Sailin' on summer breeze #
# Skippin' over the ocean
like a stone #
# Everybody's talkin' at me #
# Can't hear a word they're sayin' #
# Only the echoes of my mind #
# Oh, I won't let you leave
my love behind #
# No, I won't let you leave ##
Beg your pardon, ma'am.
I'm new here in town.
Just in from Texas.
I'm lookin' for
the Statue of Liberty.
Ma'am?
Were you serious?
About the Statue of Liberty?
Oh, yes, ma'am.
I mean business.
I'm sorry. I...
Well, the Statue of Liberty.
I think you take
the Seventh Avenue subway.
- No, wait a minute now.
- You sure are a pretty lady.
You're not looking for
the Statue of Liberty at all.
No, ma'am, I ain't.