carjacker.
Do you want to die for your Camry?
I don't think so.
So you say -
a little bit of deception -
"l want to separate
my house and car keys.
"I'll just push this button, OK?"
And he says, "OK."
And then you push this button,
and out it comes from the mechanism,
the brightest, blinding light
ever that you seeing.
He cannot see. He's like this.
Everyone is come running
to help you.
And once again,
you have survived with style.
That's cool.
Billy, I want to give you one
for a present.
Thank you.
And, Ackwell, I want to give you one
because I worry about you.
- I want you to be safe.
- Thanks.
Now I'll show you something that
is going to blow your rocks off.
It's absolutely orgasmic
and my most thing that I'm proud of.
It's the most up-to-date, the
ultimate survival tool for today.
A new generation of luxury personal
weaponry, the Annihilator 2000
is America's premier survival,
home and travel security unit.
The Annihilator 2000
is a high-performance weapon
that meets the demands
of upper income urban survivalists.
The Annihilator 2000
has the conveniences
of a cellphone,
fax and microwave oven.
Night-vision goggles,
microprocessor,
verbal alarm systems,
compact disc player, digital radio,
video camera and playback functions
are just a few features
of the extraordinary
Annihilator 2000.
You think those are real?
Stopping power
is a matter of convenience.
That's Dodi, my personal trainer.
She can bench-press 200lbs.
She's working on reducing
my body fat, but it's difficult
because I keep sneaking goat cheese.
I don't care. I wear suits.
The Annihilator 2000
is constructed of aluminium alloy
combined with polymer technology,
totally resistant to corrosion.
A new generation in luxury personal
weaponry, the Annihilator 2000
is America's premier survival,
home and travel security unit.
Who's gonna buy that shit?
Are you joking? This is LA.
I'm selling hundreds of these.
- Get the fuck outta here!
- No, because I am telling you,
I sell 10 of these
to Jackie Stallone.
- Get the fuck outta here.
- Sly bought 14.
Zsa Zsa Gabor has one...
- We gotta go, Surge.
- Thanks.
Ackwell, try to say Serge.
It's not so difficult.
"Surge" sounds like a detergent.
What are you gonna do?
Nothing.
I just wanna hear the man speak.
To keep a park like Wonder World
a safe, wholesome, family environment
in difficult times like these
is an enormous challenge.
But my friend Ellis DeWald
has done just that.
Couple that with Ellis' work
with underprivileged kids,
some of whom are seated at the
head table right now with Ellis...
..and you can understand
why he's our award winner.
So let's bring him up here.
Head of security at Wonder World
and private law enforcement's
Man of the Year award winner,
my dear friend, Ellis DeWald.
- Congratulations. You deserve it.
- Thank you, Orrin.
- Congratulations.
- Thanks, Mike.
You're not gonna do nothing.
You never do nothing.
Thank you very much.
You know, a lot of nice things happen
when you work at a nice place
like Wonder World,
especially when your bosses
are people like Orrin Sanderson
and Uncle Dave Thornton. I don't
think that Uncle Dave would mind
if I said that this is
the nicest thing yet.
Thank you very much.
Please don't do this, Axel.
Please don't do it. Don't do it.
- Bravo! Bravo!
- Don't do it.
Bravo, Ellis DeWald! Ellis DeWald!
Ellis DeWald, ladies and gentlemen!
Ellis DeWald! Y'all keep it going!
Keep it going for Ellis DeWald!
Come on, it's Ellis!
You're not clapping loud enough!
This is Ellis DeWald!
Ladies and gentlemen,
I've travelled from Detroit
to be with this man tonight,
to honour this man tonight.
My name is Axel Foley.
I'm a Detroit police officer.
It is a tremendous surprise
for Mr. DeWald to have me next to him.
I can feel his body tingling!
But, ladies and gentlemen,
there's not a night that goes by
that I don't think about
what I owe Ellis