Thanks. Now I'll show you something that is going to blow your rocks off. It's absolutely orgasmic and my most thing that I'm proud of. It's the most up-to-date, the ultimate survival tool for today. A new generation of luxury personal weaponry, the Annihilator 2000 is America's premier survival, home and travel security unit. The Annihilator 2000 is a high-performance weapon that meets the demands of upper income urban survivalists. The Annihilator 2000 has the conveniences of a cellphone, fax and microwave oven. Night-vision goggles, microprocessor, verbal alarm systems, compact disc player, digital radio, video camera and playback functions are just a few features of the extraordinary Annihilator 2000. You think those are real? Stopping power is a matter of convenience. That's Dodi, my personal trainer. She can bench-press 200lbs. She's working on reducing my body fat, but it's difficult because I keep sneaking goat cheese. I don't care. I wear suits. The Annihilator 2000 is constructed of aluminium alloy combined with polymer technology, totally resistant to corrosion. A new generation in luxury personal weaponry, the Annihilator 2000 is America's premier survival, home and travel security unit. Who's gonna buy that shit? Are you joking? This is LA. I'm selling hundreds of these. - Get the fuck outta here! - No, because I am telling you, I sell 10 of these to Jackie Stallone. - Get the fuck outta here. - Sly bought 14. Zsa Zsa Gabor has one... - We gotta go, Surge. - Thanks. Ackwell, try to say Serge. It's not so difficult. "Surge" sounds like a detergent. What are you gonna do? Nothing. I just wanna hear the man speak. To keep a park like Wonder World a safe, wholesome, family environment in difficult times like these is an enormous challenge. But my friend Ellis DeWald has done just that. Couple that with Ellis' work with underprivileged kids, some of whom are seated at the head table right now with Ellis... ..and you can understand why he's our award winner. So let's bring him up here. Head of security at Wonder World and private law enforcement's Man of the Year award winner, my dear friend, Ellis DeWald. - Congratulations. You deserve it. - Thank you, Orrin. - Congratulations. - Thanks, Mike. You're not gonna do nothing. You never do nothing. Thank you very much. You know, a lot of nice things happen when you work at a nice place like Wonder World, especially when your bosses are people like Orrin Sanderson and Uncle Dave Thornton. I don't think that Uncle Dave would mind if I said that this is the nicest thing yet. Thank you very much. Please don't do this, Axel. Please don't do it. Don't do it. - Bravo! Bravo! - Don't do it. Bravo, Ellis DeWald! Ellis DeWald! Ellis DeWald, ladies and gentlemen! Ellis DeWald! Y'all keep it going! Keep it going for Ellis DeWald! Come on, it's Ellis! You're not clapping loud enough! This is Ellis DeWald! Ladies and gentlemen, I've travelled from Detroit to be with this man tonight, to honour this man tonight. My name is Axel Foley. I'm a Detroit police officer. It is a tremendous surprise for Mr. DeWald to have me next to him. I can feel his body tingling! But, ladies and gentlemen, there's not a night that goes by that I don't think about what I owe Ellis DeWald. And there's not a night that passes that I don't think about what the people of Detroit owe Ellis DeWald. And I'd like to say, when I see y'all give him this... What's this? That's beautiful... "With gratitude for community service." And I'm going to do the community a service because I'm going to pay back Ellis DeWald everything we owe him with interest! Go on, smile. Get them last few smiles in. What's the matter? You mad at me for shooting your boyfriend? I got him! I got him! I got him! You and Billy disturbing the peace? No! Just make your phone call and get us out of here. Sure. Who ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Несколько дней из жизни И.И. Обломова на английском - текст Вор на английском - текст Большой автобус на английском - текст Соседи на английском - текст Похитители тел на английском |