empty handed.
Please don't do this.
I do wanna help you.
Come to my store next friday
I'll give you the money.
This is friday Babu, how
many times I gotta tell you.
Keep on calling me Babu,
it's Singh, motherfucker.
I'm trying to help you!
- Keep on telling me I'm your friend.
- Yeah!
You don't even know my fucking name!
You wanna me to catch a beatin'?
I'm gonna catch a beatin' if I
go back again like last week.
See this guy? You see this guy? This
guy don't want you to have the money.
Cuz he wants to come back
down and squash your head,
and I dont wanna see that happen.
I have one costumer is
sitting here. What am I gonna do?
Business is bad?
You opened up a store in
an Irish neighborhood.
These are dirty, dirty people.
Don't you know that?
Sell potatoes. I don't you know
what you're going to do.
- Excuse me gentleman, excuse me...
- What I'm saying is...
You fellas come from Providence?
It's none of your business
where we come from, is it?
You delivering Canolis or something?
You're destroying my business, man!
What's wrong with this fucking
country? Everybody hates everybody?
Get out of here! Get out of here!
Now you also do
probation work, right?
That's right. I
see violent offenders.
Uh, bad guys...
Not neccessarily.
Wow.
They got this, but they
dont got duck orange.
Was your meal ok?
Oh, yeah. No, no, the
lobster was good. I just...
You know, 'cos it was
a French restaurant.
I'm surprised.
I'm waiting for you
to make your move.
Look, I don't know, if that thing
moves, I'm gonna shoot it.
I don't even know what it is.
So what is it like having
people find themselves
in your office all day long?
Does it get messy with all those
feelings flying around?
Why? Does that make
you uncomfortable?
- No, no, no, no.
- No? No, no. I'm not on your couch.
You know what Freud
said about the Irish?
Yeah, I do.
Uhum. If you actually
do, I'll see you again.
Who says I wanna see you again?
Don't you?
- You should see your face.
- Don't you?
Of course I wanna see you again!
What Freud said about the Irish is:
we're the only people who were
impervious to psychoanalisis.
- Um. Yeah. He said that.
- I know he did.
You're up shit's creek with a
client list full of Mick cops.
Opening up? Good luck to you!
- Yeah.
- Why do you do it then?
- Some people do get better.
Fair enough.
Sometimes I just want people to
forget about their personal
bullshit and do their jobs.
- Including the criminals?
- Well, if they don't do their jobs,
you don't have one.
I'll always have a job.
I'll just arrest innocent people.
- Well, you are trouble.
- No, you don't know the half of it.
I'll arrest you right now.
My word against yours.
...and then I see her dancing
at the wedding with you-know-who.
And the other boy says to him,
why don't you go up to Parents
without Partners, but
he goes: 'Ma, they're
all a bunch of losers
up at the Parents
without Partners so...
So I say to him:
Princess Caroline of Monaco...
You know who I am?
No.
You met my friend Mr.
French the other night.
- Is his real name Mr. French?
- No.
Come with me.
I'm not the cops. Not asking you.
You know something?
They just do not stop having
the Maffia in Providence!
And this can cause
me a lot of problems.
Those guys you tuned up, they're
connected down Providence.
What they're gonna do is come
back with some guys and kill you.
Which - as sure as you were
born - they will do.
Unless I stop them. Do
you want me to stop 'em?
Is this something I
can't do personally?
I'm gonna have my associate
search you.
No! No one's fuckin'
searchin' me. Searchin' me for what?
Contra-fuckin-band.
Take your shoes off!
Shoes.
I knew your father.
Yeah? Do you know he's dead?
- Oh sorry. How did he go?
- He didn't complain.
- Yeah, that was his problem.
- Who said he had a problem?
I just said he had
a fuckin' problem.
He was a man who
could have been anything.
Are you