there's a big bonus
in it for you.
What can I do for you?
Mr. Erikson.
Jabo,
your license number 67163?
- 64.
- 64.
Say, this guy's here on business
from Cleveland, say.
Poor bastard missed
a connection in Atlanta...
been traveling all day long...
and he checks into this place
around 9:00 at night.
He's tired. He don't feel good.
Know what I mean?
So what's he gonna do?
I'll tell you what.
He don't know how to get him
no ass in Birmingham...
so what's he gonna do?
He's gonna head for a parlor
every time. You know that.
Get him a little bit
of rub-a-dub-dub...
and who knows what-all?
Now, ain't I right?
You better believe it, boy.
Now see, we picked you out
Of over a hundred fellas...
to run this operation
'cause you got class.
Don't bother.
It's only gonna ring once.
All you gotta do
is sell your little business...
to our good buddy
Craig Blake...
and then we're gonna
set you up...
as the massage parlor king
of Alabama.
Craig Blake?
You boys gonna do business
with that little fleabite?
You going broke.
Now, listen.
I appreciate your offer...
but I gotta have some time
to think about it.
Here are the ladies.
- Hi.
- Hello, hello.
I thought you might like to meet
some of the ladies...
who might be working for you.
Audition them, you might say.
What's fun for two...
is more for four.
I know you're jiving.
Look, why don't you
hold on for a minute?
Maybe we oughta
show these girls...
some exercises
we do around here.
Let's kind
of work into this.
Girls...
Flower, Mae Ruth...
I want to tell you...
that there ain't no common
ordinary nigra.
There is Wamba.
Jungle bomb. Honeypot.
Come on, y'all.
Let's get naked!
Jabo said to treat
these boys right.
Now we'd better do it.
Yeah, but if we--
Now I don't mind learning about
lifting them weights and all...
but I sure as hell
gonna have my privacy.
And Flower, too.
That's right,'cause me
and Wamba want to be alone.
But you're
not gonna whip me...
with that thing,
are you, honey?
No. Who in the hell
is Wamba?
Ain't she something else, man?
Hey, and I want to know...
y'all are having a good time
in there now, by God.
Warm her up. Go on!
I might come in and try her out
myself a little later.
Go on!
You know, I was
telling Mae Ruth...
I never had
no nigra date before.
You want me to get naked?
Sure. Sure.
Get naked if you want to.
Don't take your pants off!
Keep your pants on.
Lay down on your stomach.
Face down. Face down.
Hey, what are you gonna do
with that thing?
Trust me.
Isn't this fun?
OK now, graymeat...
what you thought
you was gonna get...
you could get
from anybody crazy enough...
to fool with
your worthless behind.
There. But I'm giving you
something you can't find...
nowhere else.
Now where'd you get
these things from?
The mail order house?
Who's been taking care
of this skin of yours, child?
No color.
You know, I was an acrobat
when I was a little girl.
I got real good.
Mama finally took me into town
and gave me lessons.
So I'll tell you something.
It hasn't hurt me much
in my professional life.
There. Now see,
we can do this here all night...
right on up until
he pass out in there.
I'm gonna throw
300 pounds of iron...
through that door
if you don't open it up.
Hold it. I gotta get up.
She's good.
And you'd better keep
your mouth shut, you hear?
Not a word.
I'm coming through.
We've been going to town.
Wamba!
Where's that
electrical massager?
Down at the bottom.
I had to tie her up
as soon as she come in here.
I'm gonna hang this night up
on the wall and frame it!
By God.
Her friend taught me tricks
you wouldn't believe.
This nigra's
trying to kill me.
Old tricks. New tricks.
I'm coming through. Hike!
I'm running a little late.
I think I'll just grab a taxi.
I'll drive you over.
I'd like to see...
that pageant
or whatever it is.
I don't think
it would interest you.
Thanks for the trip.
That's all? Just