happened.
- What?
- You're still at Santa Rosa, man.
You never left the hospital.
- That's not possible.
- It's hard, I know.
But, I mean, all this?
You? Me? This island?
That peanut butter?
None of it's real, man.
None of it's happening.
It's all in your head, my friend.
The second you closed that window,
your brain popped a gasket.
You went back into your coma thing,
and that's where you are
right this very second.
In your own private ldaho
inside Santa Rosa.
No.
I had...
My mom...
My friend Johnny...
- I won the lottery.
- Whoa! Wow!
Awesome, dude.
What numbers did you play?
Leonard's numbers, right?
From the hospital? What a coincidence.
You seen them around anywhere else?
- The hatch.
- Bingo! The hatch.
With the button that you gotta push
every 1 08 minutes or the world ends.
Oh, oh, oh,
and what's the code for the button?
Oh, yeah. The numbers.
But I got better.
- I changed.
- Changed? Are you kidding?
You've been on a deserted island
for over two months
and you haven't dropped ten pounds.
How is that even possible, man?
I just destroyed my stash.
And I've been exercising.
- Libby says it won't...
- Right, Libby.
The mega-cute blonde chick
who magically appeared
from the other side of the island.
Oh, yeah, and who just happens
to have the hots for you?
Come on, man. Let's take a walk.
- So this is all in my brain?
- Every rock. Every tree.
Every tree frog. Even me. The real me,
the one they told you was imaginary?
He went out that window, man.
Right now, he's probably bouncing
from hot chick to hot chick.
Unlike me, who's really you,
who's got more important things to do.
- So I'm making you up?
- Well, sorta.
I'm part of your subconscious, man.
All the people on this island are.
What part of me are you?
I'm the part of you
that wants to wake up, man.
Follow me.
This is it, dude.
- lt?
- The big finale.
The answer to all your problems.
A way for you to wake up,
snap out of it.
I don't wanna kill myself.
Who said anything
about killing yourself, man?
This is gonna bring you back to life.
The only way for you to bust out
is to tell your mind
that you don't believe any of this.
So...
if l...
All this will be gone?
I'll just wake up?
That's right.
And when you do wake up, come find me.
I'm sure I miss you.
See you in another life, Hurley.
Dave!
[Dave laughs]
Jack not back yet?
Nope. He's telling everyone at the beach
that we've got one of 'em.
Something tells me people have
a lot of questions about our houseguest.
I want to talk to him.
I don't think that's on today's program.
Well, all due respect, Ana Lucia,
but I don't care what you think.
Five minutes.
I earned five minutes with him.
What's your name?
Your real name.
Why don't you
just keep calling me Henry?
I've gotten used to it.
Did you get caught on purpose?
You and your people have been here
for God knows how long,
- and you got caught in a net...
- God doesn't know.
Excuse me?
God doesn't know
how long we've been here, John.
He can't see this island any better
than the rest of the world can.
May I ask you a question?
What possible reason could I have
for putting myself through all this?
Maybe your people
were looking for this place.
This place?
This place is a joke, John.
What are you talking about?
I crawled through your vents
and I stood at your computer
as the alarm beeped.
And you know what happened?
The timer went all the way down to zero.
And then some funny red pictures
flipped up in its place.
They looked like hieroglyphics,
but I'm no expert.
Then things got real interesting.
There was a loud... clunking
and a hum like a... magnet,
a big magnet.
It was really very frightening.
And do you know what happened next?
Nothing happened, John.
Nothing happened at all.
Your timer just flipped back to 1 08.
I never entered the numbers.
I never pressed the button.
You're lying.
No, I'm done lying.
Dave!
Who's Dave?
- What