or kalashnikov.
It's the world's most popular
assault rifle
a weapon all fighters love.
An elegantly simple nine-pound
amalgamation of forged steel
and plywood.
It doesn't break, jam, or overheat.
It will shoot whether it's covered in mud
or filled with sand.
It's so easy, even a child can use it
and they do.
The Soviets put the gun on a coin.
Mozambique put it on their flag.
Since the end of the Cold War,
the Kalashnikov has become the...
...Russian people's greatest export.
After that comes vodka, caviar,
and suicidal novelists.
One thing's for sure
no one was lining up to buy their cars.
What fucking documents?
You listen to me, Lieutenant.
You keep them there.
For as long as you can!
Fight You listen to me, Lieutenant.
To the death! Moscow is behind us!
It's an order!
I thought you supposed watching
out for these people.
How can I?
You keep selling my helicopters.
You are too greedy, Yuri!
I can't hold him forever.
I've got paperwork.
Not for the gunships.
You know the penalty for
sanction-busting.
Selling the military helicopter
is a major violation.
Military helicopter.
It's not a military helicopter.
It's a rescue helicopter.
Get to work, son.
No problem.
The law's on our side.
All right, let me see your papers.
No-no-no, put that away.
See your papers.
Yuri Orlov.
Mr. Orlov, always In the wrong
place at the right time.
What the fuck is this?
We've met before.
Off the coast Colombia.
What was the name of that freighter?
I can't remember, was it the Kono
or the Kristol?
The crew called that vessel a lot of names.
None repeatable in polite company.
Answer the question.
The new MP-5.
Would you like a silencer for that?
I need to see your papers.
Get the fuck off me.
Dmitri!
The end-user certificate for this aircraft...
states "Burkina Faso."
Nice, very nice.
Did you type this up yourself?
The helicopter is to be used on
humanitarian missions.
Oh, so you're a humanitarian?
Oh, absolutely.
This is a military aircraft.
Not anymore.
Listen to the nephew!
What can they do with military hardware
but convert it to civilian use?
The only way you could die from this baby
now is if a food drop hits you.
And this stuff over here, huh?
Is it going to Burkina Faso... Ah,
but to a different client at a
different address.
That's just a coincidence is that it?
Do you take me for a complete
fucking fool?
Not complete, sir.
And while I hesitate to tell your job.
I must point out that
when shipped separately,
the weapons and the aircraft
both comply with current Interpol
trade standards and practices.
We both know, that is an obscene
bureaucratic loophole that's gonna
be closed
any goddamn day.
But it's not closed.
And while certain people might interpret
this cargo as suspicious,
thank God we live in a world,
where suspicion alone
does not constitute a crime.
And men like you
respect the rule of law.
I was as guilty as sin,
but Valentine couldn't prove it.
And he was the rarest breed of
law enforcement officer,
the type who knew I was breaking the law,
but wouldn't break it himself to bust me.
TWO DAYS LATER
Valentine wasn't the only one trying to
put me out of business.
My uncle had turned down a half
dozen rival arms dealers,
sometimes with offers better than mine.
But to Dmitri, you couldn't put
a price on loyalty.
What was he doing here?
He is hoping to beat your offer.
I told him to go have intercourse
with himself.
But Yuri
You need to make more payoffs.
Too many know.
Don't worry.
There are more VCRs and cigarettes.
I left them in your new car.
Even your enemy was admiring that car.
I'm the luckiest man alive.
You are.
Hello.
Ava?
Hi, baby.
You forgot what time it is?
Sorry, I...
How was that your audition?
They're going in another direction.
Direction with someone who can act.
They don't deserve you.
Where are you?
Is everything okay?
It was a rough day at the office.
Come home.
Soon. How'