don't know if
you can call it a party.
It's, um,
just a few friends.
How come two
unpopular dicks
like you
is having a party?
l don't know.
Dicks sometimes do
the weirdest things.
I don't know.
How would you like
all your friends here
to know that you wear
a bra on your heads?
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha!
Tossed off into
any good books
lately, have we?
Ha ha ha ha!
You two can't even
take a shower
with a beautiful woman
without wearing
your jeans!
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
You!
Come here!
Now!
Grrr.
Yah!
Ha ha ha ha!
Aah!
Oh!
Haaa!
Prepare to die,
Wyatt.
I can't wait to die.
We're gonna kick...
ass.
Okay. This is war.
Hands off the girls.
Leave the girls
out of this.
Ha ha ha ha!
I said hands off.
Now.I
Ah...ahh!
Hee hee hee hee!
Hee hee hee hee!
Why don't you
shut up, bitch?
And as for
your ugly ass,
you don't come into
my friend's house
with your faggot friends,
driving your motorbikes
all over his floors,
stinking up the place--
and you do stink.
You're going to
let go of the girls
and apologize
to all these people.
Get on your bikes.
Pedal your ugly asses
out of here.
Ha ha ha ha!
We're gentlemen,
so we'll give you a choice.
You can
leave in peace...
or you can stay and die.
Ugh!
The choice is yours.
Aaaahhhhh!
Get out of here.
Beg your pardon.
Your home is lovely.
Terribly sorry.
Call me.
We'll have lunch.
Can we keep this
between us?
I'd hate to lose
my teaching job.
God bless you.
I can't believe it.
Is everyone all right?
We're heroes.
We showed
these guys down.
You and me saved
all these people.
This could mean
a guest shot
on Phil donahue.
This is exciting, man!
Where did you
get that thing?
It's a squirt gun.
Aah!
That's my boys.
.` Crimson morning skyline.`
.` Whoa oh.`
What a weird night, huh?
You really weren't
afraid of those guys?
I was scared.
But what could I do?
I probably shouldn't
ask too many questions
about tonight.
Probably.
Since this is
a night of weird shit,
can I ask you
something strange?
Would you kiss me?
What about Ian?
We all make mistakes.
Okay.
Okay.
Where do you want it?
Can I ask you
a question?
Yeah.
How do you feel
about Lisa?
I love her.
That's what I fIgured.
But, uh...
it's defInitely
a different
kind of love.
You know,
it's more sisterly,
like big sisters,
like, kind of.
But she's
so beautiful.
Yeah, she's
really beautiful.
And her body is...
it's gorgeous.
It's a nice fIgure.
So...
I mean,
what would I be
compared to her?
Deb, Lisa is everything
I ever wanted in a girl...
before I knew
what I wanted.
l know that if
l could do it again,
I'd make her
just like you.
Honest.
Dead honest.
I'm like... I'm really honest
when I say that.
I'm so very honest.
l mean that.
What the hell?
Ucch.I
That little bastard.
If my room's okay,
I won't kill him.
I'll just hurt him
real bad.
Freeze.
Chet!
Where's my brother?
Ow.
Uh...
I don't know.
You're dead meat,
pilgrim.
Uh...
Chet, Chet,
that's her nose.
She has nothing
to do with it.
Okay. You die.
She walks out of here
with a severe limp.
I'll be back.
That's Wyatt's
older brother, Chet.
He's an asshole.
Oh, hi, Chet.
What the hell's
going on around here?
Chet, it was
an accident.
An accident?
Do you realize
it's snowing in my room,
goddamn it?
Some weird shit
happened, Chet.
It doesn't
take a genius
to fIgure that out,
monkey dick.
Start talking.
Gary and I
made a woman
with the computer.
She went crazy and
messed up the house.
Don't smart-mouth me,
you shit!
Leave him alone.
This is a family
matter, bimbo.
Chet,just let me
fInd Lisa.
She'll clear
everything up.
You can have
my college money
and my social security,
Chet.
So you guys think
you can fool me, huh?
Huh?
You've synched everybody
to the same bullshit