to your brother.
- Like what?
- Let me see...
You've nagged him, harassed him,
suppressed him,
kept him in fear of you,
extorted money from him...
It's done out of love.
Just for that, I ought to give you
a set of elephant balls.
(Gasps)
Give me your word
that you'll leave Wyatt and Gary alone
and I'll change you back.
Oh, all right. Shake on it, huh?
No thanks, I'd rather not.
Wait. Where are you going?
- I have to go and get changed.
- What about me?
You'll be fine. It's takes a little while
for the effect to wear off.
- Well?
- I'm in love.
- It's great, isn't it?
- The best.
I think things are turning around for us.
- I mean it.
- OK, what about Lisa?
We'll have to talk with her.
- Do you think she'll understand?
- I think so.
I mean, I sure as hell
wouldn't want to date you.
You're not my type!
(Wyatt yells) Chet. Chet?
Hi, dudes.
I'm sorry, Wyatt.
I'm sorry for being
such a shit to you all these years.
And I want you to know that
I love you.
Cack.
- That's nasty, Wyatt.
- That's Chet, Gary.
(Fly buzzing)
Oh my god.
- (Wyatt) Lisa?
- In here.
- Lisa?
- (Lisa) Yeah?
- You saw Chet?
- Yes, I did.
- (Wyatt) Are you responsible?
- Yes, I am.
Lisa, we can't have him like that.
It would ruin Christmas.
He's going to be fine in half an hour.
He's not going to spoil Christmas.
He's not going
to bug you any more either.
- Lisa, we have to talk with you.
- What's on your mind?
I really don't know
how to say this to you.
You guys found girlfriends, right?
You fell in love with the two girls
and they fell in love with you.
- That's all I ever wanted for you.
- You're not hurt?
Yeah, sure I'm hurt.
But I wouldn't change it.
I'm just getting off seeing
you two guys straightened out.
(Sighs)
I have to go.
(Lisa) I've had a wonderful time.
Lisa.
Bye.
(Low rumble)
(Whooshing)
(Hollers) Boys. We're home.
Hi, Mr Donnelly. How are you?
- Dad, hi.
- No, no.
(Woman) So, what did you guys
do this weekend?
- Not much.
- Just hung around the house.
Dad had this crazy notion
you might throw a party
or do something nutty.
- Not us.
- Not here. No way.
(Bell rings)
(lndistinct chatter)
(Whistle blows)
(# BILL CONTl: "Theme From Rocky")
OK. Drop and give me 20.
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# Alive!
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# Weird science
# Plastic tubes and pots and pans
# Bits and pieces
And magic from the hand
# We're makin'
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# Plastic tubes and pots and pans
# Bits and pieces
And bits and pieces
# And bits of
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Ooh! My creation
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# Voodoo dolls and chants
Electricity
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Weird science!
# Fantasy and microchips
# Bits and pieces
And bits and pieces
# And bits of
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# Is it real?
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# Behind bolted doors
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# Bits and pieces
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# Is it real?
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Ooh!
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