his parents.
Do you go
to Gary's school?
Do I look like
I'm in high school?
No.
She's a foreign
exchange student.
They have a different
educational system
happening
around the world.
You look very...
mature.
Doesn't she?
I was thinking
the same thing.
What do you do
for a living, Al?
I'm an independent
businessman.
My dad's a plumber.
He's into plumbing.
I guess you plumb,
right, Dad?
Yeah.
I think
it's time to go.
You ready?
Where are you going?
To a party.
To a movie.
Movie party,
is what it is.
No. I've whipped up
this nasty soiree
at his friend
Wyatt's house.
Soir what?
Soiree, honey.
I think
that means party.
Party.
There's going to be
sex, drugs, rock n' roll,
chips, dips, chains, whips--
Your basic high school orgy.
I'm not talking
candle wax on the nipples--
Just hundreds ofkids
running around in their underwear
acting like animals.
I've heard enough!
Gary, get to your room!
Yes, sir!
It's okay.
I'll handle this.
Girlie, get out
before I throw you out.
Don't threaten me, Al!
You're out of shape.
I'll kick your ass.
l'm going to make this
real easy for you.
I'm taking Gary
to a party.
Over my dead body.
He's a good kid.
He studies hard.
If anybody
should be bitching,
it should be Gary.
You ever compliment him
on his grades?
Or on anything?
Hey! Hey!
Compliments
embarrass me.
Shut up!
Shut up!
It's so sad that your son's
only sexual outlet
is tossing off to magazines
in the bathroom.
Oh, Gary!
I never tossed off.
You said you were
combing your hair.I
I was!
Gary, shut up!
Water's running
all day.
Shut up!
I never tossed off.
And you wouldn't tell
your own mother!
Shut up!
Shut up!
This guy
deserves a party.
Look, I don't know
who you are,
what you are,
or where you came from,
but I'm not taking
any more of this.
Dial the police, Lucy,
and give me the phone.
I'm going to get the--
Give me the phone.
Well, here it is.
Jesus, God.
Oh, Christ.
Oh, Lord God.
[Click]
Oh.
Whoa.
Go ahead...
make your day?
[Tires Screech]
I'm sorry it has to
come to this.
Come to what?
Cheer up, or I'll
blow your face off.
Don't be
such an old lady.
Everything's cool.
Everything's cool!
My dad's going to
castrate me.
My mother almost had
a cardiac arrest.
I'll be grounded
till I'm 45.
Other than that,
everything's great.
Couldn't be better.
Trust me for once,
will you?
They don't know
what happened.
Did you think
Gary was acting
a little strangely
this evening?
Gary?
Who's Gary?
Lisa, promise me
things won't get
out of control.
Don't worry.
You're just having
a few friends over.
I don't have
any friends.
He doesn't.
Boy ain't lying.
[Doorbell Rings]
You do now.
Hi.
Hi!
Hi!
Hi!
Party.I
Party.I Party.I Party.I
Party.I Party.I Party.I
Party.I Party.I Party.I
.`Standin'here
by the window.`
.`Starin'out
at the night.`
.` Gotta save me
from troubles....`
.` Oh, baby.`
.`lt's gonna work out flne.`
.` You heard the sound
of footsteps.`
.`Swinging across the floor....`
Ho!
How you doing?
How you doing?
Where's the bar?
Bar!
Do you think they'll
embarrass us tonight?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Caviar?
If Max and Ian
see her,
it's over for us.
How's your stomach?
Better.
If you're gonna
float an air biscuit,
let me know.
Float a what?
If you fart,
I'll hit the fan.
Sorry. I suffer
pain and discomfort
due to occasional
stomach upset.
We always talk about
how great it would be
if we went to parties.
Now it's our party,
hundreds of people
are having fun,
and we're in theJohn.
You're as uptight
as I am.
Nobody can be
as uptight as you.
Your middle name
is tense--
Wyatt ''Tense Up''
Donnely.
It's not that bad.
We can hear the