We were both in it.
Two people can't have
the same dream.
It had to be a dream.
ln your dream,
did I get up
in the middle
of the night
and yak
in your sink?
didn't throw up. No.
Maybe it was a dream,
you know--
A very weird, bizarre,
vivid, erotic, wet,
detailed dream.
Maybe we have malaria.
Shit.
Gary! Wyatt!
Breakfast.I
I don't
have the bucks
to pay Chet off
about this.
You can't fear Chet
the rest of your life.
Why not?
Please...
I don't know, Wyatt.
I mean, it's seriously
affecting your sex life.
1 0 seconds into
my gymnastics routine,
you passed out.
You slept.
I did my toes.
By the way,
you're very cute.
We'll try it again
sometime.
Good morning,
turd brain.
Hi, Chet.
You spit in this?
Not that
I'm aware of, no.
Hey, that looks
pretty good.
Now make yourself one,
dick weed.
I like your panties.
[Burp]
It's a joke, Chet.
That's not a joke!
That is a severe
behavioral disorder.
Those are women's
underpants!
Next you'll be wearing
a bra on your head.
The old man's
going to have a stroke.
All right, Chet.
How much?
How much?
This goes way beyond
payment, pal.
Come on, Chet.
Please?
Well...
your VCR
should cover it...
for openers.
Thank you.
For Christ's sakes,
will you cover yourself?
You guys looking
for something
for your mom?
I really don't
think so...Sue.
Do you guys have,
uh...girlfriends?
One does not refer to
a 23-year-old woman
as a girlfriend.
Uh, mistress, Gar.
Um, lover.
Sexpot.
She's a sexpot.
You guys
are the ones
that got beat up
at the homecoming
game, right?
Do you think
you could wrap up
a bottle of
this scent for me?
Um, two.
Set yourself up
with one, too.
Three scents, please.
If you were
a 1 5-year-old boy,
would these
turn you on?
I think so, too.
I'll take them.
Do you have a bra
to match that...
something leather,
rubber, or barbed wire?
Give me a break.
Check it out.
What?
Five bucks?
Finsky.
Max, what
will you do?
For the fIrst time
in my life,
I don't feel like
a total dick.
Yeah, me either.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha.I
Sorry, boys.
Momentary loss
of motor control.
You guys getting
tired of this?
There's a big
white sale going on...
at Towel World!
We're not impressed.
Can I have some
of that, please?
Their shit bores me.
Should we dump them?
We've been with them
three months.
We've been
to all the parties.
We won't go
to any more parties.
We'll go into
a social coma.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Let's give them
another chance.
Okay.
Will you
forgive us?
Oh, you guys.
What will
we do with you?
Excuse me!
We got her,
we got her.
Hey!
Hey.
Hi.
That's Ian.
This is Max.
We call him Mad Max.
l saw you
on the escalator.
You were looking
at us, right?
Yeah.
So what
are you doing?
Nothing.
I'm waiting
for my ride.
[Horn Honks]
[Screaming]
[Motor Revs]
Lis,
come on, hon.
We're late.
Honey, move.
Speak
to you later.
She likes the rough stuff.
What can I do?
There's a party tonight
at Wyatt's house.
You can fInd his name
in the students' directory
under donnely.
Pass the word around.
Party?
Don't ask.
You'll have a heart attack
by the time you're 40.
Learn to relax.
Have you tried
inversion boots?
Lisa, you don't
understand my parents.
What's there
to understand?
They're oppressive,
meddlesome,
diffIcult, demanding,
and totally bizarre.
They're normal parents.
Go get dressed.
Lisa, I created you.
Why do you do things
I don't want?
You and Gary want friends,
you want popularity,
you want
all that stuff, right?
I thought about it.
Sure, but--
So I'm
giving it to you.
Thank you,
but I don't want it
in my house.
If you want to be
a party animal,
learn to live
in the jungle.
Now go get dressed.
I'll pick up Gary.
I can't wait
to meet