with you?
Excuse me!
We got her,
we got her.
Hey!
Hey.
Hi.
That's Ian.
This is Max.
We call him Mad Max.
I saw you
on the escalator.
You were looking
at us, right?
Yeah.
So what
are you doing?
Nothing.
I'm waiting
for my ride.
Lis,
come on, hon.
We're late.
Honey, move.
Speak
to you later.
She likes the rough stuff.
What can I do?
There's a party tonight
at Wyatt's house.
You can find his name
in the students' directory
under Donnely.
Pass the word around.
Party?
Don't ask.
You'll have a heart attack
by the time you're 40.
Learn to relax.
Have you tried
inversion boots?
Lisa, you don't
understand my parents.
What's there
to understand?
They're oppressive,
meddlesome,
difficult, demanding,
and totally bizarre.
They're normal parents.
Go get dressed.
Lisa, I created you.
Why do you do things
I don't want?
You and Gary want friends,
you want popularity,
you want
all that stuff, right?
I thought about it.
Sure, but...
So I'm
giving it to you.
Thank you,
but I don't want it
in my house.
If you want to be
a party animal,
learn to live
in the jungle.
Now go get dressed.
I'll pick up Gary.
I can't wait
to meet his parents.
Do you go
to Gary's school?
Do I look like
I'm in high school?
No.
She's a foreign
exchange student.
They have a different
educational system
happening
around the world.
You look very...
mature.
Doesn't she?
I was thinking
the same thing.
What do you do
for a living, Al?
I'm an independent
businessman.
My dad's a plumber.
He's into plumbing.
I guess you plumb,
right, Dad?
Yeah.
I think
it's time to go.
You ready?
Where are you going?
To a party.
To a movie.
Movie party,
is what it is.
No. I've whipped up
this nasty soiree
at his friend
Wyatt's house.
Soir what?
Soiree, honey.
I think
that means party.
Party.
There's going to be
sex, drugs, rock n' roll,
chips, dips, chains, whips...
Your basic high school orgy.
I'm not talking
candle wax on the nipples...
Just hundreds of kids
running around in their underwear
acting like animals.
I've heard enough!
Gary, get to your room!
Yes, sir!
It's okay.
I'll handle this.
Girlie, get out
before I throw you out.
Don't threaten me, Al!
You're out of shape.
I'll kick your ass.
I'm going to make this
real easy for you.
I'm taking Gary
to a party.
Over my dead body.
He's a good kid.
He studies hard.
If anybody
should be bitching,
it should be Gary.
You ever compliment him
on his grades?
Or on anything?
Hey! Hey!
Compliments
embarrass me.
Shut up!
Shut up!
It's so sad that your son's
only sexual outlet
is tossing off to magazines
in the bathroom.
Oh, Gary!
I never tossed off!
You said you were
combing your hair.!
I was!
Gary, shut up!
Water's running
all day.
Shut up!
I never tossed off!
And you wouldn't tell
your own mother!
Shut up!
This guy
deserves a party.
Look, I don't know
who you are,
what you are,
or where you came from,
but I'm not taking
any more of this.
Dial the police, Lucy,
and give me the phone.
I'm going to get the...
Give me the phone.
Well, here it is.
Jesus, God.
Oh, Christ.
Oh, Lord God.
Oh.
Whoa.
Go ahead...
make your day?
I'm sorry it has to
come to this.
Come to what?
Cheer up, or I'll
blow your face off.
Don't be
such an old lady.
Everything's cool.
Everything's cool!
My dad's going to
castrate me.
My mother almost had
a cardiac arrest.
I'll be grounded
till I'm 45.
Other than that,
everything's great.
Couldn't be better.
Trust me for once,
will you?
They don't know
what happened.
Did you think
Gary was acting a little
strangely this evening?
Gary?
Who's Gary?
Lisa, promise me things
won't get out of control.
Don't worry.
You're just having
a few friends over.
I don't have
any friends.
He doesn't.
Boy ain't lying.