suddenly trust you? Chet's coming home from college for the weekend. He's in charge. Chet? Shit! You should have told me this before I agreed to sleep over. How do you put up with him? If I don't, he beats the shit out of me. It's a habit he picked up in military school. He's very protective of me. Nice relationship. Look.! There's nothing to fear. Look. No blood, no decay. Go on. Fix the electrodes. You'll have plenty to be afraid of before the night's over. The storm will be magnificent... All the electrical secrets of heaven. This time we're ready, Fritz. Let's have one final test. Throw the switches. Here in this machine, I have discovered the great ray that first brought life into the world. Here's the final touch... the brain you stole, Fritz... The brain of a dead man waiting to live again in a body I made. It's not a bad idea. What? In 15 minutes, the storm... Making a girl. Actually making a girl... just like Frankenstein, except cuter. Nobody must come here.! Don't touch it.! Sorry, Doctor. You're serious. Yes. Look me in the eyes. Do I look serious? You're crazy.! Crazy am I? We'll see whether I'm crazy or not. Gary Wallace, that's absolutely gross. I'm not digging up dead girls. I'm not talking about digging up a dead girl. I'm talking about your computer, idiot. You can simulate stuff on your computer. Why can't we simulate a girl? I guess I could, but why? It's two-dimensional on the screen. It's not flesh and blood. But we can ask it questions. We'll put it in real-life sexual situations and see how it reacts. Well, what about your girl in Canada? She lives in Canada. She has no morals. I don't like that in a girl. Anyway, get to work. Very nice. Hold it, Wyatt. I know female stats. Anything bigger than a handful, you're risking a sprained tongue. Yeah. Yeah. Perfect. Okay. Now what? Should we give her a brain? Yeah. We'll play chess with her. Chess? Just give her a brain. That's all we can do with my stuff. Did you get a free toaster with this, too? The problem is, this is a lame idea. Your computer is a wimp. We need a lot more power. What do you suggest? We're in. We're in trouble, Gary. This is highly illegal. We got to fill this thing with data. We'll make her as real as possible. I want her to live, breathe. I want her to aerobicize. Live.! All Dave, all night.! We know what you need only right here on Dave TV! It's moving, it's working. It's working by itself. I lo mee li I lo la la mala kroo kara kara chal do le mo le lo... But, Gary... by the way, why are we wearing bras on our heads? Ceremonial. You ready? Yeah. Let's go. Turn it off! It is off! Hang up the phone! Wyatt, what's going on? I don't know! Unplug it! Oh, shit! Arf! Arf! No! It's a birthday present! Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Let's get this thing out of your house! You get it out! This is all your fault! I'll get it out! Whoa! What the hell is it? Oh, shit! One, two, three. She's alive. Alive.! Uhhhhh. So what would you little maniacs like to do first? You guys created me. I didn't come from anywhere. Before you messed around with your computer, I didn't even exist. By the way, you did an excellent job. Thank you. Hello? Isn't showering real fun? If we're going to have fun together, you guys had better loosen up. What're we gonna do with her? We'll just go with the situation. By Sunday, you'll think of something. You're a very bright guy. I'm just being practical. I know. I appreciate it. Let's go. What about this mess? Clean it up tomorrow. Okay, but don't get B.O. on Chet's suit, or he'd kill me. Where ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Кудряшка Сью на английском - текст Вынужденная посадка на английском - текст Старая, старая сказка на английском - текст Великий Зигфилд на английском - текст Спрятанный на английском |