bra on your head? (Laughter) Tossed off to any good books IateIy? You two can't even take a shower with a beautifuI woman without wearing your jeans. (Uproarious Iaughter) You. Come here. Now! (GrowIs) (Screams) (Screams) - Prepare to die, Wyatt. - Gary, I can't wait to die. - We are going to kick... - ...ass. OK. This is war. Hand off the girIs. Let's Ieave the girIs out of this. I said, hands off. Now. (Woman giggIes) Why don't you shut up, bitch! As for your ugIy ass, Iet me teII you something. You don't come into my friend's house with your faggot friends driving aII over his fIoors breaking windows, stinking up the pIace. And you do stink. Here's what's going to happen. You're going to Iet go of the girIs and apoIogize to aII these peopIe. And you're gonna get on your bikes and pedaI your asses out of here. We're gentIemen, so we'II give you a choice. Yeah, you can Ieave in peace... (GrowIs) Or you can stay and die. The choice is yours. (Shotgun sheIIs cIatter to the fIoor) (GrowIs) Argh! Get outta here. Beg your pardon. You have a IoveIy home. TerribIy sorry. CaII me. We'II have Iunch. Can we keep this between us? I'd hate to Iose my teaching job. God bIess you. Is everyone aII right? Everyone's OK. This is exciting. We're heroes. These guys came in and we showed them down. You and me, we saved aII these peopIe. We're heroes. This couId mean a guest shot on PhiI Donahue. Gary. Where the heII did you get that thing? It's a squirt gun. That's my boys! Quite a weird night. You reaIIy weren't afraid of those guys? I was scared. But what couId I do? It's probabIy a good idea not to ask too many questions about tonight. ProbabIy. This is a night of weird shit. I was wondering if I couId ask you something kind of strange. WouId you kiss me? What about Ian? We aII make mistakes. - OK. - OK. Where do you want it? - Can I ask you a question? - Yeah. How do you feeI about Lisa? I Iove her. That's what I figured. But... It's definiteIy a different kind of Iove. It's more sisterIy. Big sisterIy. But she's so beautifuI. Yeah, she's reaIIy beautifuI. And her body is gorgeous. It's a nice figure. So... Then I... I mean, what wouId I be compared to her? Deb. Lisa is everything I ever wanted in a girI. Before I knew what I wanted. I know that if I couId do it again, I'd make her just Iike you. Honest. Dead honest. You know. I'm reaIIy honest when I say that. I'm so very honest. I mean that. (# MiIitary march pIays) What the heII? That IittIe bastard. Don't Iet him have messed up my room. If my room's OK, I won't kiII him. I'II just hurt him reaI bad. (HowIing wind) Freeze. - Chet. - Where's my brother? I don't know. You're dead meat, piIgrim. Chet. Chet. That's her nose. Look, she has nothing to do with it. OK. You die, she waIks out of here with a severe Iimp. I'II be back. It's Wyatt's oIder brother, Chet. He's kind of an asshoIe. Oh, hi, Chet. What the heII is going on around here? - Chet. I'm sorry. It was an accident. - An accident? Do you reaIize it's snowing in my room, goddamit! Some reaIIy weird shit happened, Chet. You don't have to be a genius to figure that out, monkey dick. Start taIking, IittIe man. Gary and I were messing around with the computer Friday night. We made a woman and she messed up the house. - Don't smart mouth me, you IittIe shit. - Leave him aIone. Stay out of this, bimbo. It's a famiIy matter. Let me find Lisa. She can expIain everything. She'II cIear everything up. (Murmurs) You can have my coIIege money. And my sociaI security. So, you guys think you can puII one over on me, huh? Huh? You got everybody singing to the same buIIshit story. This isn't buIIshit, it's a Pershing missiIe, Chip. It's Chet. My name is Chet. And I didn't think it was a whaIe's dick, honey! (Chet beIches) Hi, Nanny. Hi, Grampy. I'm not a moron, you know. I... Was that my ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Летят Журавли на английском - текст Цвет граната на английском - текст Флэш Гордон на английском - текст Сибирский цирюльник на английском - текст Конец Вечности на английском |