could,
but why?
It's two-dimensional
on the screen.
It's not
flesh and blood.
But we can
ask it questions.
We'll put it in
real-life sexual situations
and see how it reacts.
Well, what about
your girl in Canada?
She lives in Canada.
She has no morals.
I don't like that
in a girl.
Anyway, get to work.
Very nice.
Hold it, Wyatt.
I know female stats.
Anything bigger
than a handful,
you're risking
a sprained tongue.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Perfect.
Okay. Now what?
Should we give her
a brain?
Yeah. We'll play chess
with her.
Chess? Just give her
a brain.
That's all we can do
with my stuff.
Did you get
a free toaster
with this, too?
The problem is,
this is a lame idea.
Your computer
is a wimp.
We need
a lot more power.
What do you suggest?
We're in.
We're in trouble, Gary.
This is highly illegal.
We got to
fIll this thing
with data.
We'll make her
as real as possible.
I want her
to live, breathe.
I want her
to aerobicize.
Live.I
All dave, all night.I
We know what you need
only right here
on dave TV.l
It's moving,
it's working.
It's working
by itself.
l lo mee li
l lo la la
mala kroo
kara kara chal
do le mo le lo--
But, Gary...
by the way,
why are we wearing
bras on our heads?
Ceremonial.
[Thunder]
You ready?
Yeah.
Let's go.
Turn it off.
It is off.
[Ringing]
Hang up the phone!
Wyatt,
what's going on?
I don't know!
Unplug it!
Oh, shit!
Arf. Arf.
No!
It's a birthday present!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Let's get this thing
out of your house!
You get it out!
This is
all your fault!
I'll get it out!
[Thunder]
Whoa!
What the hell is it?
Oh, shit!
One, two, three.
She's alive. Alive.I
Uhhhhh.
So what would you
little maniacs
like to do fIrst?
You guys created me.
I didn't come
from anywhere.
Before you messed around
with your computer,
I didn't even exist.
By the way,
you did an excellent job.
Thank you.
Hello?
Isn't showering real fun?
If we're going to have
fun together,
you guys
had better loosen up.
What're we gonna
do with her?
We'll just go
with the situation.
By Sunday, you'll
think of something.
You're
a very bright guy.
I'm just
being practical.
I know.
I appreciate it.
Let's go.
What about
this mess?
Clean it up
tomorrow.
Okay, but don't get
B.O. on Chet's suit,
or he'd kill me.
Where are we going?
We're going
downtown and--
Oh, my God!
Whose stuff is this?
Is that yours?
Gary, I don't know--
What is
going on here?
I don't know!
You look good, though, okay?
Did you steal
this car?
No.
How did you get it?
I can get
anything I want.
Right now,
I want to party.
Party?
Yeah. Think up
a name for me.
What name
do you want?
You think of one.
Lisa.
Why Lisa?
Why not?
He used to like
a girl named Lisa.
Oh, yeah?
Old girlfriend?
She kicked him
in the nuts.
Will you shut up?
It wasn't
your fault.
All you said was
hello to her.
Shut up!
Guys, I like Lisa.
That'll do just fIne.
You guys
ready to rock?
Ready.
Ready.
[Tires Screech]
[Loud Music Playing]
[Music Stops]
[In High Voice]
Lisa?
Yeah?
I don't think
we belong here.
Don't be silly.
It's a public place.
We'd both
love to stay,
but we're not 21 .
You're 21 .
You're 21 .
Maybe you'd feel better
if you mingled.
We don't mingle, okay?
Then we'll invite these people
to your house
and we could all
mingle there.
We'll mingle.
We'll mingle.
Hi, dudes.
[Grumbling]
[Grumbling]
[Grumbling]
Well, goddamn!
Listening to
this blues music
reminds me
of my own trials
and tribulations
as a young guy.
My folks
really dump on me.
You guys get along
with your parents?
I guess you guys
moved out by now.
Uh, what's this, sir?
Drink it.
That's a very
sweet thought,
but I really don't--
Until now.
See you guys
in the emergency room.
Pretty lady,
what's a beautiful broad
like you...
doing with a malaca
like