- Let me see...
You've nagged him, harassed him,
suppressed him,
kept him in fear of you,
extorted money from him...
It's done out of love.
Just for that, I ought to give you
a set of elephant balls.
Give me your word
that you'II leave Wyatt and Gary alone
and I'll change you back.
Oh, all right. Shake on it, huh?
No thanks, I'd rather not.
Wait. Where are you going?
- I have to go and get changed.
- What about me?
You'll be fine. It's takes a little while
for the effect to wear off.
- Well?
- I'm in love.
- It's great, isn't it?
- The best.
I think things are turning around for us.
- I mean it.
- OK, what about Lisa?
We'll have to talk with her.
- Do you think she'll understand?
- I think so.
I mean, I sure as hell
wouldn't want to date you.
You're not my type!
Chet. Chet?
Hi, dudes.
I'm sorry, Wyatt.
I'm sorry for being
such a shit to you all these years.
And I want you to know that
I love you.
Cack.
- That's nasty, Wyatt.
- That's Chet, Gary.
Oh my god.
- Lisa?
- In here.
- Lisa?
- Yeah?
- You saw Chet?
- Yes, I did.
- Are you responsible?
- Yes, I am.
Lisa, we can't have him like that.
It would ruin Christmas.
He's going to be fine in half an hour.
He's not going to spoiI Christmas.
He's not going
to bug you any more either.
- Lisa, we have to talk with you.
- What's on your mind?
I really don't know
how to say this to you.
You guys found girlfriends, right?
You fell in love with the two girls
and they fell in love with you.
- That's all I ever wanted for you.
- You're not hurt?
Yeah, sure I'm hurt.
But I wouldn't change it.
I'm just getting off seeing
you two guys straightened out.
I have to go.
I've had a wonderfuI time.
Lisa.
Bye.
Boys. We're home.
Hi, Mr. Donnelly. How are you?
- Dad, hi.
- No, no.
So, what did you guys
do this weekend?
- Not much.
- Just hung around the house.
Dad had this crazy notion
you might throw a party
or do something nutty.
- Not us.
- Not here. No way.
"Theme From Rocky")
OK. Drop and give me 20.
"Weird Science"(# Fanfare pIays)
- This is so beautifuI.
- You know it, Gary.
Look at her.
- Do you know what I wouId Iike to do?
- Shower with them.
Then...bang. We hit the city, baby.
Dead on.
LittIe drinks, IittIe night Iife,
IittIe dancing.
- Dancing.
- We throw a huge party. Huge party!
Everybody's invited.
Women everywhere.
AII these girIs, they're aII there.
- Naked bodies everywhere...
- Gary. Gary!
- What?
- Nobody Iikes us. Nobody.
Why are you messing with the fantasy?
We know about the reaIity.
Don't ruin the fantasy, OK?
(Gary) And then, we're hip, man.
We're popuIar. We're revered.
We're studs.
When the smoke cIears, right...
...those two dames
faII amazingIy, compIeteIy
and totaIIy in Iove with us, Wyatt.
(Gary) Check it out.
(Voices beIIow) Yo! Check us out.
(Pounding heartbeat)
Look, we're sorry about...
(# OINGO BOINGO: ''Weird Science'')
# She's aIive!
# AIive! Weird science!
# Weird
# Ooh!
# Weird science
# PIastic tubes and pots and pans
# Bits and pieces
And magic from the hand
# We're makin'
Weird science! Ooh!
# Things I've never seen before
# Behind boIted doors
TaIent and imagination
# My creation!
# Is it reaI?
# It's my creation!
# I do not know
# No hesitation
# No heart of goId
# Just fIesh and bIood
# I do not know
I do not know
# From my heart and from my hand
# Why don't peopIe understand
# My intentions
# Ooh ooh ooh!
Weird science! Ooh!
# Ooh!
# Weird science
# Things I've never seen before
# Behind boIted doors
# Weird science
# Bits and pieces
And bits and pieces
# Science
Weird... #
(TV) 'His insane ambition
to create Iife...'
- Where did your parents go?
- (Wyatt) Cincinnati.
To meet the guy
that my sister wants to marry.
ChIoe. Who the heII wouId marry ChIoe?
He's studying to be a vet.
Try not to make a mess.
The maid doesn't come untiI Monday.
How come your parents suddenIy
trust you? They never