Gary, you look good though.
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
- Did you steaI this car?
- No, I didn't steaI the car.
How did you get it?
I can get anything I want.
Right now I want a party.
- Party?
- Yeah.
- You better think up a name for me.
- What name do you want?
You guys created me.
You think of a name for me.
- How about Lisa?
- Why Lisa?
Why not?
- He used to like a girI named Lisa.
- Oh yeah? Old girlfriend?
She kicked him in the nuts!
Will you shut up.
It wasn't your fault.
All you said was hello to her.
Wyatt, shut up!
Hey, guys. I like Lisa.
That will do just fine.
OK, you guys ready to rock?
- Ready.
- Ready.
- Lisa?
- Yeah?
- I don't think we belong here.
- Don't be silly. It's a public place.
Look, we'd both love to stay
but we're not 21 so I think...
You're 21. You're 21.
Maybe you'd feeI better
if you got out there and mingled.
We don't mingle, OK.
Maybe you'd be more comfortable if I
invited all of these people to your house
and we could all mingle there?
We'll mingle.
Hi, dudes.
Well, goddamn!
Listening to this blues music reminds me
of my own trials and tribulations.
My folks really dump on me.
They really do.
You guys get along with your parents?
I guess you guys moved out by now.
- What's this, sir?
- Drink it.
That's very sweet
of both you gentlemen, but I don't...
UntiI now.
See you guys in the emergency room!
Hello, pretty lady.
Tell me something.
What's a beautifuI broad like you
doing with a malaka like this?
It's purely sexuaI.
No shit.
She's into malakas, Dino.
She's into malakas.
Do you believe that?
You can say that again!
Fats, man.
Let me tell you my story, man.
Last year, I was insane
for this crazy little 8th grade bitch.
- Crazy insane?
- Insane?
I was nuts for the woman, man.
You've gotta believe me.
I'm telling the truth.
I was nuts for the girI.
What did it to me
was these big titties she had.
For a 13-year-old, she wouldn't have to
worry about titties for the rest of her life!
- She was set and looking good.
- That's the truth, baby.
I called her every night for a month.
I'm talking devotion, man.
- Every damn night?
- Every night, Mitch.
On the telephone?
What's he talking about
"on the telephone"?
Explain it to him.
Goddamn, we know
there's a telephone.
But he hung up on her.
The chick with those big titties?
I hung up on the bitch.
Here's the capper.
Do you know what the bitch did?
- Lay it on.
- Listen to what she did to me.
She kneed you in the nuts
and called him "faggot".
- She did what?
- Bitch kneed your nuts?
Bitch kneed my nuts.
I'm not playing with you.
- In the family jewels?
- In the family jewels, man.
- Worst pain there is.
- Broke my heart in two.
- She broke more than your heart!
- Yeah, you're right there, baby.
You can forget that other one because
you've got this fine jeweI by you.
Ain't that the truth, baby.
That's the clean truth.
There he goes!
- Party's over.
- "Party's over", said the girI.
I'm going to get out of here.
I've got money for everybody.
I've got five bucks says
that boy won't make it.
I really shouldn't be driving.
Listen, I appreciate it.
I just don't feeI like driving.
OK, forget it. I'll drive.
Give me the keys. Give me the keys!
Is he going to be all right?
I don't know.
I warned him about that bourbon.
Hey, he don't even have a license, Lisa.
I don't even have a learner's permit.
Let's scout another party, man.
What are you going to tell Chet
about me?
- Nothing.
- That's not very realistic, Wyatt.
I don't know. I'm just trying
to concentrate on the road.
You'd better concentrate harder.
You're about to run a red light.
Oh, shit!
I hate that blues shit.
I never listens to it.
- I hate this car. I hate it!
- Are you OK?
My nuts are halfway up my ass
but other than that, I'm perfect!
You better think what you're going
to do about Chet. He's one serious idiot.
You're stewed, butt wad.
- Who me?
-