am my own boss!
- Vera. Vera, honey--
- Don't " honey" me!
Pumpkin. Pumpkin.
Marv! Forget about her! Get the kid!
I'll be outta here in a few minutes.
[ Buzzing]
[ Thuds, Buzzing Stops ]
Oh!
[ Chuckling ]
Whoa!
[ Yelping ]
[ Both Groaning]
Hey! Hey!
Open sesame.
- Well, get a load of that.
- Holy majolie!
Come on, Vera!
All right! Come on out, kid!
Ah! All right.
- Open bar. Open bookshelf.
- [Buzzes ]
Open-- Open book-bar.
Open book-bar-shelf.
- Open-- Open book-bar-thing.
- Open sesame.
That's stupid.
Whoa!
- Who's stupid now, stupid?
- Hey, come on.Just get off me, all right?
[Marv]
I'm gonna take care ofeverything.
Bar, revolve sesame.
[Marv]
Watch this. It's all gonna be fine.
- Bar, stop.
- Oh! It's goin' faster!
Yeah, I know, Vera.
I know it's goin'faster.
- Speed faster sesame.
- Okay. The wife's not feelin'--
Faster sesame!
- [ Panicked Yelling ]
- Maximum speed sesame.
[Kevin Laughing]
Stop sesame.
[ Gasps ]
[ Screaming ]
Nice jump, Marv.
[ Groaning ]
Ohh!
[ Gasping ]
Oof!.
Merry Christmas to all,
and to all a good night.
- Good night. Aah!
- [Kevin Gasps ]
- Mr. Prescott!
- Atyour service.
- Boy, am I glad to see you.
- [ Chuckles ]
- Perhaps we should call the police.
- Good idea, Mr. Prescott.
Just " Prescott" to you.
" Prescott"!
- I thought you said you weren't worried.
- I don't know.
I just had a feeling.
- [ Marv, Vera Gasping ]
- [Peter] Kevin!
Dad!
- Mom!
- Mom?
- Who are they?
- Uh-oh!
- Let's get outta here!
- Around the back!
- We're on it. Let's go!
- Kevin!
Ooh-ooh!
Yes!
- Uuh!
- Yeah! Way to go, guys!
[Kate ]
Kevin!
- Kevin!
- Mom!
- Oh, honey! I'm so glad you're all right.
- Ohh!
- I am now!
- I'm so sorry I didn't believe you.
- Mmm!
- [Prescott Clears Throat]
The police
have been summoned.
I've got lots offun
planned foryour stay.
Can we go to Wrigley Field?
And the aquarium? Doyou have any kids?
No. But I promise we'll have
a very exciting time.
- [ Sirens Wailing ]
- Cool!
- Oh, come on. No, prison's not so bad.
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah. On Thursdays you get Salisbury steak.
- Yeah, I know about prison.
- That's where I metyou.
- Calm down. Calm down.
- You calm down.
- Women, eh?
- Yeah.
- Hey, don't touch me.
- Peter! What's he done now?
- Well, he saved the day, that's what.
You should be thanking him.
Molly? What in the world
is going on?
It seems they were gonna kidnap the prince.
Best we can gather, she's the boss.
She's my maid.
I'm her boss!
Well, looks like you're
gonna have to find a new maid.
Anda newbutler,
I'm afraid.
- I resign.
- Resign?
But... why?
Because as a wise young man
once said, " Life's too short."
Peter, do something.
All right. Here goes.
Natalie,
I think I mistook...
infatuation andexcitement
forlove.
Look, this--
this is yourworld. It's not mine.
The whole time I was here,
all I did was miss my family.
I'm in love
with mywife and kids...
and I belong with them.
And I wanna come home. I mean, I
understand ifyou need time to think about it.
Mom?
- Oh!
- [ Crying ]
- I love you.
- I love you.
Young man, how are we ever
going to showyou our gratitude?
Would your family like to spend
Christmas with our family?
That sounds cool.
- Is that okay?
- [ Chuckles ] Yes.
You're going to be with them?
Today? On Christmas?
[ Crying]
[Panting]
Thankyou.
- Music, on.
- ## [ Christmasy]
Snow, fall.
Ha ha! Hey!
I knew this was gonna be
the best Christmas ever!
[ All Exclaiming ]Viv, I know there are only
three shopping days left, but they called...
and they want to see
your house i n an hour.
Uh-huh.
Mom! Make Buzz turn off the music.
- No problem.
- Mom!
- " Mom."
- Hang on, Viv.
- Let your sister rehearse.
- Like that'll help.
- And clean up the kitchen.
- But--
Now. Okay, Viv.
I'll seeyou in a bit.
I thought I told you
to clean up the kitchen.
- I did. Can I go to the movies
tonight with friends?
- No.