t fly
to the promised land, little buddy.
Come on!
We spent nine months in jail thinking
we had the worst luck in the universe.
We were wrong, little buddy.
We're busted out of the clink,
and we're doing fine.
We're gonna be doing even better because
we're not robbing houses anymore.
Now we're robbing toy stores.
At midnight tonight,
we're hitting Duncan's Toy Chest.
Five floors of cash.
Then after that, we grab
a couple of phony passports...
- Marv! Marv, you want to shut up?
- What's the difference?
He's not going to talk to anybody
except maybe a fish. Or the undertaker.
Let's just get him to the subway tunnel.
I'll feel a lot better once we get him on ice.
I've got a gun in my pocket.
You open your mouth, and you'll be
spitting gum out through your forehead.
Well, hello.
- He did it!
- Did what?
Thanks!
- Get him, will you!
- He went in the park.
What are you doing flirting? Get him.
Over there!
- Quit it! Hey!
- Creep!
- Give me that!
- What are you doing?
- Hey, Harry.
- What?
- I got him.
- Wait, let me see.
That ain't him. Get down. Put him down.
Put him down. That ain't him.
We should've shot him
when we had the chance.
I hate pulling a job,
knowing that little creep is on the loose.
What can he do? He's a kid.
Kids are helpless.
- Not this kid.
- Yeah, but this time he doesn't have
a house full of dangerous goodies
to get us with.
He's in the Park. He's alone.
Kids are scared of the Park.
Yeah. Grown men come in the Park
and don't leave alive.
Yeah.
Good luck, little fella.
I want to go home. Mom, where are you?
Turn that down!
- Hello?
- Kate McCallister, please.
- This is she.
- Ma'am, we found your son.
- Oh, my God!
- What?
- It's the police. They know where Kevin is.
- What?
- Where?
- He's in New York City.
- He's in New York!
- New York?
...your husband's credit cards...
- What?
Well, I'm sure he was scared.
He's not a troublemaker.
- What? What?
- Ma'am, the New York police...
- Just a second. Please hold.
- Yes, I'll hold...
He used your credit card
to check into the Plaza Hotel.
- Do they still have him?
- Do they have him?
- No, the police are still looking for him.
- Damn it!
Get to New York
as soon as possible, ma'am.
Yeah, okay, we're on the next flight out.
Thank you.
We're going to New York, move it!
- Yes!
- Party time!
He ran away from the hotel
when they questioned him about the card.
He must be so scared, Peter!
I wonder if he'd know enough
to go to my brother's place?
- Aren't they in Paris?
- Maybe they have a house sitter.
I thought you said they were renovating?
Hello? Uncle Rob! Aunt Georgette!
Anybody home?
Hello! Anybody home?
It's me, your favorite nephew, Kevin!
Uncle Rob! Aunt Georgette!
Watch it, kid!
Hey, you looking for somebody
to read you a bedtime story?
Taxi!
Boy, it's scary out there.
Ain't much better in here, kid.
I don't want to ever take a vacation
like this again.
Where did all you guys come from?
I don't know if I have
enough for everybody.
How hungry are you guys?
You guys ate all my food.
Look, I'm sorry I screamed in your face.
You were just trying to help me, right?
I'm Kevin McCallister.
Your birds are real nice.
I've seen you before.
You had pigeons all over you.
At first, you look kind of scary,
but when I think about it, it's not so bad.
They must be all over you
'cause they like you.
If I'm bothering you, I can leave.
Am I bothering you?
No.
Good. I'm not a pain in the butt?
No.
Will those pigeons come back
on their own or do you have to call them?
Give me your hand.
They can hear it.
This is great!
It's pretty cold out.
I could sure go for a cup of hot chocolate.
How about you? My treat.
I'd hate to spend Christmas Eve
in such a park.
Can we go someplace warm?
Yes. I know a place.
Nice music.
This place is great.
I've heard the world's
great music from here.
Ella Fitzgerald. Count Basie.
Frank Sinatra. Luciano