toy dealerships I've ever visited in my life.
- Well, thank you.
- This Mr. Duncan must be a pretty nice guy
letting all the kids come into his store
and play with all his toys.
Most toy stores prohibit that, you know.
- Is that so?
- Yep.
Well, he loves kids. As a matter of fact,
all the money the store takes in today,
Mr. Duncan is donating it
to the children's hospital.
And the day after Christmas, we empty
out all the money in the cash register
and Mr. Duncan just takes it
right down to the hospital.
- That's very generous of him.
- Well, children bring him a lot ofjoy.
As they do to everyone
who appreciates them.
I'm not supposed to spend this money,
but I have $20 from shoveling snow
in a jar in our garage
where my older brother can't find it.
So I can pay my mother back with that.
So you can give this to Mr. Duncan.
The hospital needs it more than I do.
Besides, I'm probably gonna spend it
on stuff that'll rot my teeth and my mind.
That's very sweet of you.
You see that tree there?
Well, to show our appreciation
for your generosity,
I'm going to let you select an object from
that tree that you can take home with you.
- For free?
- Yeah.
- May I make a suggestion?
- Okay.
Take the turtledoves.
- I could have two?
- Well, two turtledoves.
And I'll tell you what you do.
You keep one,
and you give the other one
to a very special person.
You see, turtledoves are a symbol
of friendship and love.
Now, as long as each of you
have your turtledove,
you'll be friends forever.
Wow! I never knew that.
I thought they were just part of a song.
They are, and for that very special reason.
Wow! Thanks.
- Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas to you, too.
Be sure to bundle up if you go outside.
It's a little nippy.
Thank you, I'll do that.
Well, where to?
Well, you promised you'd take me
to the Central Park Zoo.
Hey! Look who it is, Marv.
Come on. Let's get him.
Hey!
Hiya, pal.
Come on!
Hey!
Hey! Watch it, man!
Buy now and avoid the Christmas rush.
Two for $5, two for $5. Four for 10.
- All right, kiddo.
- There he is!
All right, kiddo!
- Thanks.
- Merry Christmas.
- Hey, hey!
- Whoa!
Excuse me!
Yes!
- Thank you for your suggestion.
- My duty, my pleasure.
Bye now.
You got to help me!
There's two guys after me!
What's the matter?
Store wouldn't take
your stolen credit card?
Let's see what the police
have to say about this.
Get up! Get up!
Come on! Let's go get him!
Get back here, you little thief!
Stop that child!
Grab him!
You little...
I've committed credit card fraud.
Get me security!
We've got to stop that delinquent!
Come along, Cedric.
I've had enough of this vacation.
I'm going home.
Hold it right there.
This is the concierge, sir.
I knew it was you.
I could smell you getting off the elevator.
You was here last night, too, wasn't you?
Yes, sir, I was.
You was here,
and you was smooching with my brother!
I'm... I'm afraid you're mistaken, sir.
Don't give me that.
You been smooching with everybody!
Snuffy, Al, Leo,
Little Mo with the gimpy leg,
Cheeks, Bony Bob, Cliff...
No!
It's a lie!
I could go on forever, baby.
I'm terribly sorry, sir,
but I'm afraid you're mistaken.
We're looking for a young man.
All right. I believe you,
but my Tommy gun don't!
Get down on your knees
and tell me you love me.
On your knees.
I love you.
You got to do better than that!
- I love you!
- I love you!
Maybe I'm off my hinges, but I believe you.
That's why I'm gonna let you go.
I'm going to give you to the count of three
to get your lousy, lying, lowdown,
four-flushing carcass out my door!
- One...
- Open up the door!
Two,
three!
Merry Christmas, you filthy animal.
And a happy New Year.
Stay in your rooms! This is an emergency!
There's an insane guest with a gun!
No!
Come to Papa!
Round trip to Miami. What's the matter,
get on the wrong plane, squirt?
Looks like you won't be needing this, kid.
American don'