-Aah! MARV: That's... three. HARRY: No. [Clang] MARV: That's four. MARV: Come on, Harry. HARRY: Marv, are you sure this is safe? MARV: Oh, yeah. Yup. I worked all the kinks out. Solid as a rock. [Furniture collapsing] HARRY: Like a rock, huh, Marv? KEVlN: Hey, do you guys give up? Have you had enough pain? MARV: Never! HARRY: You better say every prayer you ever heard before! MARV: I hope your parents got you a tombstone for Christmas! Where'd he go? I'm up here, and I'm really scared. HARRY: What's that sound? -Aah! -Aah! MARV: That was the sound of a tool chest... falling down the stairs. HARRY: Oh. [Crunch] Yes! MARV: Over there! HARRY: I don't care if I get the chair. I'm killing that kid! HARRY: Surrender, kid! MARV: He vanished. KEVlN: I'm down here, you big horse's ass! MARV: Whoa! Nice night for a neck injury! Suck brick, kid! HARRY: Come on, Marv. MARV: Oh, I don't know. HARRY: I said, come on. Come on, you big sissy. [Whimpering] [Sniffing] Harry? You wearing aftershave? HARRY: That's not aftershave. That's kerosene. The rope is soaked in it. Why would anybody soak a rope in kerosene? Merry Christmas. -Go up! -Aah! Aah! HARRY: Ooch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Aah! Ouch! MARV: Aah! -Aah! -Aah! HARRY: Get off! -Aah! -Aah! HARRY: Get the bag. Hello. The two guys who robbed Duncan's Toy Chest... are at Central Park West and 95th Street. Look for fireworks. Hurry. They got a gun. KEVlN: Hey, I'm down here. Better come and get me before I call the cops. [Bus horn honks] Whoa! MARV: My, how the tables have turned. HARRY: How do you like the ice, kid? [Both laughing] HARRY: Let's go for a little stroll in the park. HARRY: Give me that bag! Gimme it. These will look great in the photo album. You may have won the battle, little dude... but you lost the war. HARRY: You ought not have messed with us, pal. We're dangerous. -Harry. -Shut up. Harry... HARRY: Shut up. I want to enjoy this. MARV: Something's wrong. Let's get out of here. Shut up, I said! HARRY: I never made it to the sixth grade, kid... and it doesn't look like you're going to, either. WOMAN: Let him go! Kevin, run! Shoot her! Shoot her! Shoot her! I'm trying to shoot her! -Aah! -Aah! [Harry muttering] Aah! Bye! Thanks! [Siren] OFFlCER: Jeez, it looks like the Fourth of July! We'll take the bridge. You guys get the tunnel. Let's go. Come on! [Harry and Marv muttering] Oh, my God! [Gunshot] OFFlCER: All right, you guys, let's go. SECOND OFFlCER: Come on. On yourfeet. HARRY: Take it easy. OFFlCER: You guys should've started earlier. The prisoners have already exchanged gifts. MARV: We missed the presents? He made us hide out in a store... so we could steal the charity money. -Shut up, Marv! -Aah! HARRY: You got the right to remain silent, you know. He's a little cranky. We just broke out of prison a few days ago. Shut up, Marv! Jeez! -Get them out of here. -Let's go. MARV: Remember, if this makes the papers... we're no longer the Wet Bandits. We're the Sticky Bandits! Ow! That's Sticky! That's "S"... HARRY: Shut it! MARV: "T," uh... -"l." -"l." OFFlCER: Mr. Duncan, it's all over. We apprehended the thieves, and we recovered your money. DUNCAN: Good. I want to get that money... over to the Children's Hospital. OFFlCER: I'll handle it personally. DUNCAN: Thank you very much. INSPECTOR: Excuse me, Mr. Duncan. I found this note. Looks like a kid broke your window. Turtledoves. Ohh. KATE: Oh, excuse me. I'm looking for my son. He's this boy right here. Excuse me. Please help me. This boy right here, have you seen him? This one. Please? I'm looking for my son. He's been missing for two days. OFFlCER: Have you filed a report? KATE: Yes, of course we have. Then trust us. We'll handle it. Oh. But I'm his mother. I realize that, ma'am... but you're looking for a needle in a haystack. ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Звездный Путь: Встреча капитанов на английском - текст Полицейский отряд на английском - текст Живой на английском - текст Судья Дредд на английском - текст Снежная королева на английском |