too.
- I'm sorry.
- What?
- I said I'm sorry.
- For what? What are you sorry for?
I'm sorry that it didn't work out.
I need some time.
What? What the hell
is that supposed to mean?
You know, you started out real strong,
and now you're finishing like a wimp.
Why didn't you just quit
while you were ahead?
- Yeah, that's what I'm trying to do.
- Good. Let's see your face on that one.
Do you mind?
Good. Because I think
we've been in the dark long enough.
I know why I'm leaving.
What's your story? What killed it for you?
The radical change in your lifestyle?
Decided you wanted to travel light?
Come on, Debbie.
Or is it just that you were afraid
that somebody better might come along
and you would be stuck with me?
Look, why can't you just see this
for what it is?
- And what is it?
- What it is. Nothing more, nothing less.
What, two people committed to screwing
until they get sick of each other?
That's so great. That's really special.
Look, I don't want marriage.
I don't want kids.
I don't want to be tied down.
I'm not happy.
I don't
love you anymore.
Fine.
I'm gone. It's done.
And you can go back to doing
whatever you want to do,
with whoever you want to do it with,
in whatever orifice you want to do it in.
Hey, you leave here knowing one thing.
I never fooled around. Not once!
Well, let's just give the boy a medal.
Forgive me.
I didn't realize it was such a sacrifice!
Are you okay?
Can you make arrangements
not to be here tomorrow
so that I can pick up the rest of my things?
God, honey, I hope you find him someday.
I told you you'd be back on your feet
in a couple of weeks.
- You know what? I like women.
- Yeah.
I like all kinds of women.
But I especially like women I don't know
- very well!
- Very well!
He's back! He's happening!
This... This is the place. This is the place.
Tonight we ride!
Bartender, a bottle of your best cognac
and fresh horses for the men!
You know,
I have a little confession to make.
Well, actually, when Ira first told me
that he was gonna be fixing me up
with Joan's best friend,
well, I was a tad apprehensive. I mean...
You know how bloody awful
these things can be, right?
Well, I was not the least bit prepared for her
to be such a charming
and delightful creature.
Thank you. You're very sweet.
And that accent.
Couldn't you just listen to him
all night long?
Colin's too bashful to mention it,
but he happens to be a wiz at card tricks.
God, Ira, don't put me on the spot like that.
Those are exquisite earrings you have there.
Where did this come from?
Did you know that was up there
when you left the house this evening?
I'm going home.
- Good night, Danny.
- Good night.
Good morning to you
Good morning to you
God. I had such a wonderful time
last night, didn't you?
I knew you would. You were so good.
I've got breakfast in the oven.
I made a soufflй. I hope you like soufflйs.
And I talked to my mother,
and she said that
she would have us for dinner...
You know...
Are we doing it here because it's exotic,
or are you having your place
bombed for roaches?
Do you live around here?
Yeah? What do you say we go over there?
- I'm sorry.
- Are you going in?
I really like you a lot.
- I can't do this.
- What?
I have my eyes closed,
and I'm thinking you're somebody else.
I'm really sorry.
What am I gonna do?
Wait! You didn't close?
Is that what you're telling me?
You didn't close?
You leave a classy chick like that
just hanging?
I don't know.
Tits and ass! Tits and ass! Tits and ass!
Tits and ass! Tits and ass!
Bloody blue, bloody blue,
bloody blue, bloody blue.
- I don't know.
- So don't know!
So, what, are you gonna sell your birthright
for a little bit of puss?
- Hey, you better back off!
- Hey, I'm backed.
You back off 'cause she was the best thing
that ever happened to me!
- She was the best fuck you ever had, man!
- And I fucked it completely! Why is that?
- Because you're