Colin's too bashful to mention it,
but he's a whiz at card tricks.
Don't put me on the spot like that.
Those are exquisite earrings.
Where did this come from?
Did you know it was up there?
I'm going home.
Good morning to you.
I had such a wonderful time last night.
You were so good.
I have breakfast in the oven.
I hope you like soufflй.
And I talked to my mother ...
Are we doing it here
because it's exotic -
- or are you having your place
bombed for roaches?
Do you live around here?
- I'm sorry.
- Are you going in?
I really like you a lot.
I can't do this.
I have my eyes closed
and I'm thinking you're somebody else.
I'm really sorry.
What am I going to do?
You didn't close?
ls that what you're telling me?
- You leave a chick like that hanging?
- I don't know.
Tits and ass, tits and ass ...
Bloody blue, bloody blue ...
- I don't know.
- So don't know.
You want to sell your birthright
for a bit of pussy?
You back off!
She was the best thing that ...
She was the best fuck you ever had.
You're thinking with your dick.
No, I loved her. Don't you understand?
I still love her.
I understand.
I do. You know this babe last night?
You got her number or what?
You've got problems.
Don't ever lose your sense of humour.
Hey, stranger.
How's it going?
We have a bad connection.
I can't hear you. Let's talk over lunch.
- You're serious?
- Yeah, I am. Hang on a second.
I'm sorry.
I don't know what I was trying to
figure out. These last few weeks ...
They've been miserable.
I can't stand going out or being
at home, because it reminds me of you.
I can't work.
Everything is falling apart -
- because I miss you.
I need to see you again.
I'll send you a picture.
Just give me one more chance.
I don't want you ever
to bother me again.
- Are you sure you want to be here?
- It's St. Patrick's Day.
- Guess who I met at the supermarket?
- St. Patrick?
I see we took our happy pill today.
Danny.
He said hello to me.
I ignored him, so guess what he does.
He starts screaming at the top
of his lungs. "Hello! Hello!"
Like a lunatic.
I got the hell out of there.
That guy is a maniac.
Do you think he was hitting on me?
To get back at you.
Speak of the devil.
Stop following me. I don't want
to start drinking in the suburbs.
- I love you.
- Let's not get corny.
- I love you.
- I'm going home.
- Just get away from me.
- I love you.
When we were together
you couldn't say it.
- I did say it.
- Once. You didn't even mean it.
- I did. I love you.
- It will pass.
- I miss you. I miss what we had.
- We had nothing.
- It's not true. It was the best.
- We had nothing. We had good sex.
Don't say that. I love you.
Bullshit. You don't know what love is.
You've got everything
you've always wanted -
- but now there's something you want
that you can't have.
But you had it. I gave you love.
But you asked me to leave.
Let's talk about it.
It took me a long time to get over it,
and it was so hard.
Dan, get on with your life.
It's over.
Mr Martin. So nice of you to show up.
The Prince of Plates is here.
Vic, come on, where are you going.
We're going to get you home.
Get him a cab.
- Give me a gin and tonic.
- Last call was half an hour ago.
- Give me one or I'll kill you.
- Just one.
I've always wanted to do this. I'd like
to buy the house a round of drinks.
And I didn't think you had
a decent bone in your entire body.
- Leave my bone out of this.
- You're a filthy scumbag.
And you dress for shit.
A toast to Danny and Debbie.
- They're better off anyway.
- Fuckin' A.
- She's happy, right? So is he.
- Ecstatic.
- I bet she starts banging her boss.
- I bet he catches a disease.
You know what?
If you didn't have a pussy
there'd be a bounty on your head.
You're a psychopathic, schizophrenic,
maladjusted social misfit -
- clearly in the middle
of a deep homosexual panic.
So you want to dance or what?
- I love it.
- To you, this is culture.
To me,