believe what's happening next door! - What? - He has fangs. The guy who bought the house has fangs. Fangs. That's lovely. I have to get up at 7:00 tomorrow. Fangs? Charley! You forgot something. This microwave never melts the marshmallows right. Drink that. I don't need hot cocoa. I didn't have a nightmare. They did kill a girl over there. - How late did you stay up studying? - Mom, I'm not sick! The guy did have fangs. A bat did fly over my head and a second later he stepped out of the shadows. Don't you see what that means? Wait, let me guess. What? He's a vampire! A what? A vampire! Haven't you listened to anything I've said? Charley, is this some sort of a trick.. to get me back? Forget it. I'm going to the police. You can't tell the police that. They'll lock you up. All right, I won't tell them he's a vampire. But I sure am gonna tell them about the two women. You're sure about this now? - Yes? - Mr Dandrige? No, I'm his roommate, Billy Cole. Lieutenant Lennox, Homicide. Do you mind if we come in? No, not at all. Come on in. This is quite a place you have here. - Yeah. We're restoring it. - Where is Mr Dandrige? He's away on business. - Can I help you? - There was a murder last night. Your neighbour Charley thinks he saw the victim in this house. That's impossible. I was here with jerry last night. -Therewas nobody else here. - That's a lie. I saw him carry her body out in a plastic bag. What do you say to that? Kid's crazy. I took some bags out, but they were full oftrash. Amy? Here, let me show you. Look, the bag I saw had a body in it, not trash. You actually see the body, Charley? - Well, no, but-- - Okay. Let me take you out back I'll show you the bags I put in the garbage. - Okay, let's see them. - I can prove he's lying! Let's look in the basement instead. What's down there, Charley? Yes, Charley. What's down there? Obviously the boy's made a mistake, Officer. A coffin! That's what's down there. I saw them carry it in. What? Jerry Dandrige is in it, sleeping the sleep ofthe undead. What are you talking about? - He's a vampire. - Uh-oh! I saw him last night. He had fangs, and he bit her on the neck For heaven's sake! - Come on. - What? Wait! We can't just leave like this! I got a coffin for you! I don't care what you say! Lieutenant, please listen to me! Look, I'm telling you, Jerry Dandrige is a vampire. Sure, and I'm Dirty Harry. Listen. If I ever catch your ass at the station again, I'm throwing it in jail forever! Lieutenant, just listen to me for a second! I know it's crazy! I know that, but-- Look, Lieutenant-- Oh, my God. Evil! And to what do I owe this dubious pleasure? The vampire knows I know about him. Or at least he will when he wakes up tonight. What are you talking about? A vampire is living next door to me... and he's gonna kill me if I don't protect myself. - What? - I haven't got time to explain. Just tell me what to do to protect myself. Very funny, Brewster. Evil, please! I'm not kidding! - Tell me what to do! - Don't call me Evil any more! Why should I help you anyway? Look, I've got eight bucks. Help me and it's yours. Far be it from me to turn down a fool's money. Where and when doyou expect the vampire to attack? In my bedroom, tonight. Start with this. But you must have total faith in it for it to work Then get some garlic. Links of the stuff you can wear around your neck and hang from your window. If he comes for you, that'll be the way. Then-- Oh, of course! There's holy water! But you gotta get a priest to say a blessing over it first. - That's it? - I'm afraid so. But your best protection right now, Charles... is that a vampire cannot enter your house... without being invited by the rightful owner first. - Are you sure? - Positive. Thank you. Thank you. Charley, could you come here, please? There's someone I'd like you to ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Снежная королева на английском - текст Звёздные войны: Праздничный спецвыпуск на английском - текст Северная сторона на английском - текст Папа на английском - текст Анна Карамазофф на английском |