believe
what's happening next door!
- What?
- He has fangs.
The guy who bought the house
has fangs.
Fangs. That's lovely.
I have to get up at 7:00 tomorrow.
Fangs? Charley!
You forgot something.
This microwave never melts
the marshmallows right.
Drink that.
I don't need hot cocoa.
I didn't have a nightmare.
They did kill a girl
over there.
- How late did you stay up studying?
- Mom, I'm not sick!
The guy did have fangs.
A bat did fly over my head and a second
later he stepped out of the shadows.
Don't you see what that means?
Wait, let me guess.
What?
He's a vampire!
A what?
A vampire! Haven't you listened
to anything I've said?
Charley, is this
some sort of a trick..
to get me back?
Forget it.
I'm going to the police.
You can't tell the police that.
They'll lock you up.
All right, I won't tell them
he's a vampire.
But I sure am gonna tell them
about the two women.
You're sure about this now?
- Yes?
- Mr Dandrige?
No, I'm his roommate,
Billy Cole.
Lieutenant Lennox, Homicide.
Do you mind if we come in?
No, not at all.
Come on in.
This is quite a place
you have here.
- Yeah. We're restoring it.
- Where is Mr Dandrige?
He's away on business.
- Can I help you?
- There was a murder last night.
Your neighbour Charley thinks
he saw the victim in this house.
That's impossible.
I was here with jerry last night.
-Therewas nobody else here.
- That's a lie.
I saw him carry her body out
in a plastic bag.
What do you say to that?
Kid's crazy. I took some bags out,
but they were full oftrash.
Amy?
Here, let me show you.
Look, the bag I saw
had a body in it, not trash.
You actually see the body,
Charley?
- Well, no, but--
- Okay.
Let me take you out back I'll show you
the bags I put in the garbage.
- Okay, let's see them.
- I can prove he's lying!
Let's look in the basement
instead.
What's down there, Charley?
Yes, Charley.
What's down there?
Obviously the boy's
made a mistake, Officer.
A coffin! That's what's down there.
I saw them carry it in.
What?
Jerry Dandrige is in it,
sleeping the sleep ofthe undead.
What are you talking about?
- He's a vampire.
- Uh-oh!
I saw him last night. He had fangs,
and he bit her on the neck
For heaven's sake!
- Come on.
- What?
Wait!
We can't just leave like this!
I got a coffin for you!
I don't care what you say!
Lieutenant,
please listen to me!
Look, I'm telling you,
Jerry Dandrige is a vampire.
Sure, and I'm Dirty Harry.
Listen.
If I ever catch your ass at the station
again, I'm throwing it in jail forever!
Lieutenant,
just listen to me for a second!
I know it's crazy!
I know that, but--
Look, Lieutenant--
Oh, my God.
Evil!
And to what do I owe
this dubious pleasure?
The vampire knows
I know about him.
Or at least he will
when he wakes up tonight.
What are you talking about?
A vampire is living
next door to me...
and he's gonna kill me
if I don't protect myself.
- What?
- I haven't got time to explain.
Just tell me what to do
to protect myself.
Very funny, Brewster.
Evil, please!
I'm not kidding!
- Tell me what to do!
- Don't call me Evil any more!
Why should I help you anyway?
Look, I've got eight bucks.
Help me and it's yours.
Far be it from me
to turn down a fool's money.
Where and when doyou expect
the vampire to attack?
In my bedroom, tonight.
Start with this.
But you must have total faith in it
for it to work
Then get some garlic.
Links of the stuff you can wear around
your neck and hang from your window.
If he comes for you,
that'll be the way. Then--
Oh, of course!
There's holy water!
But you gotta get a priest
to say a blessing over it first.
- That's it?
- I'm afraid so.
But your best protection
right now, Charles...
is that a vampire
cannot enter your house...
without being invited
by the rightful owner first.
- Are you sure?
- Positive.
Thank you. Thank you.
Charley, could you come here, please?
There's someone I'd like you to