advantage of you.
Are you all right?
Yeah. I'm fine. Fine.
I don't understand.
I made a date with Stephen Parker.
So? What's wrong with that?
I mean,
he seemed to mean so much to you,
so if it's gonna bum you out,
I'll call him right now and cancel.
No, no, no, no, no. No. No, don't do that.
Don't.
Okay? I'm over him. Really.
I want you two
to have a good time together.
You're a nice person.
No, I'm not.
- Sorry I'm late.
- That's okay.
Are you ready?
What's in there?
It's just a little surprise.
Come on, we got dinner reservations.
Regardez, le flower.
Okay.
We have the chicken!
Very good.
Asparagus vinaigrette.
And, last, but certainly not least, le vino.
Do you drink?
I'm impressed.
Where did you get all this?
Well, I got a friend
who's in the catering business,
among other things.
Most of my dates are junk food and beer.
Well,
I think that you're worth more than that.
And I think you're very sweet.
Cheers.
My father started me in tennis
when I was about eight.
Uh-huh.
- Our whole family plays.
- You should see my grandmother.
- Is she good?
She's a killer.
So that's where you get your forehand,
huh?
So...
- Here we are.
- Stephen, I had a great time.
Me, too.
You're just full of surprises.
I've got one more. Close your eyes.
Close your eyes.
I can't ask you up.
My roommate's up there.
No, she's...
Right. I understand.
- Something to look forward to?
- Yeah.
Thanks.
Shelly, I think...
Shelly, I know...
Shelly, I'm leaving Bramson College.
Shelly, I'm very sorry, I just...
I have to leave. It's come up very sudden.
I think it's just best
that we just say goodbye right now.
I have to go back
to Switzerland right away.
Yes, I'm going back to school.
- Stephanie?
- Shit!
- What the fuck is that?
- What?
Oh, this? It's a trick.
A trick?
Who the hell are you?
- Come out of there right now.
- Well, I can't just stop.
Just put that thing away
and come out of there right now.
Okay.
Oh, Jesus.
- I know that this looks bad.
- What the hell is going on? Who are you?
Stephen Parker.
Oh, my God. What are you doing here?
Shelly, you...
You did ask me to be your roommate.
Oh, no, this isn't happening.
You're sick, you need help.
No, I love you.
I love you, I'm in love with you.
That's...
That's what this is about,
so I could get close to you.
By lying to me?
No, I didn't mean to hurt you.
Oh, my God,
I've told you everything about myself.
And you've seen me nude,
you played with me like I was a little toy.
No. No.
I degraded and humiliated myself
just so I could be near you!
Come on, I love you!
Now would Brad wear a brassiere for you?
Just get out! Just get out! Oh, God!
- Hi, Andy.
- Hi, Mr. Parker, Mrs. Parker. How are you?
Oh, we're just fine!
We just thought we'd surprise Stephen.
We haven't heard from him for a while.
Oh, well, he's... He's not here right now.
Well, is it okay if we just come in
and wait for him?
Yeah, sure! Come on in.
- How you doing?
- Oh, I'm okay.
So I say, "You can pick your friends,
you can pick your nose,
"but you cannot wipe your friends
on your sleeve."
Mom, Dad.
Stevie?
What a surprise.
I wish you'd have told me
you were coming over. I...
What the heck is going on here?
I...
- Hey, buddy. How'd the audition go?
- Audition?
Yeah, for the Varsity Follies.
How'd they like the costume?
Oh, got you... Got it... I got it...
I got the part.
Yeah, I got the part.
I'm not gonna do it, though.
I have no interest in playing a girl.
It's pretty disgusting.
Yeah, in fact,
it was a stupid idea to begin with.
And I'm through with it.
Hold on a second.
- You mean...
- Yes, that's right, genius,
the game is over.
I've been exposed, so to speak.
This is harsh news.
This is very harsh news.
Oh, I know just how you feel, dear.
But maybe there's another part in the play
that you could do.
You really had me going there
for a minute, Son.
I thought you'd turned