that date...
Hi, guys.
- Finally!
- Sorry we're late.
- Hi.
Let's get started.
So what is this
that you all do on Beauty Night?
We give each other facials.
You should try it. It might help.
No, thank you.
Come on, Stephanie. We all do it.
First, we have to open up
all those nasty little pores.
Excuse me...
Shelly?
Okay, Steffy, now!
What?
That's freezing!
- Nurse?
- Yes, Doctor?
- Tweezers.
Tweezers.
What's going on?
Those eyebrows
need some serious thinning.
You're gonna pull hairs out of my face
without anesthesia?
You're gonna be beautiful.
I think that's enough. Really.
You know what? You have an awful lot
of fuzz around your upper lip.
We need to remove that
with some hot wax.
I don't...
I don't think that's such a good idea.
Now look, it's not gonna hurt a bit!
Besides, don't you want the guys
to think you're hot?
- No.
- No?
No. I mean... I...
I would like a guy
to like me for what's inside.
Boy, you do not know anything
about guys, do you?
Jesus.
- Okay, I think this is about hard.
- So?
So this.
This weather sucks.
Hey, Stephanie, did you bring these clouds
with you from Switzerland?
Come on, Brad,
let's just make the best of it, okay?
I don't know, you know.
I think it's kind of romantic.
- Where's the beer?
- Yeah, where is the brew?
Oh, hey, hey. You're sitting on it.
You are a hefty little bundle, aren't you?
Oh, please, put me down, please,
ground level, please.
Oh, I don't wanna be touched!
Not this time of the month!
I have MSG...
PMS!
Brad!
Excuse me.
- Shelly?
- Why don't you two go for a walk?
Yeah, come on, Stephanie,
you'll feel better, come on.
Stanley, not on the first date!
Let's jog!
Stephanie, are you in there?
Hi. Taking a late bath, huh?
- Yes.
- Well, your bubbles are fading.
- They are? They are.
- Yeah.
Let me see that. You're all wrinkled up.
It's time to get out.
I was meditating.
I must have fallen asleep.
You just pulled my plug!
Right.
You've been in there for hours.
It's my turn.
- Okay.
- Let me get my robe.
Bye.
You know, Stef, I'm starting to think
Brad was a real mistake.
We really don't have that much
in common.
What about you?
Are you gonna see Stanley again?
No.
He's not my type.
You're still hung up on that guy
you broke up with.
I guess so.
He must have been really hot.
Yes, he was.
He was. He was incredible.
He was amazing.
- Was he Swiss?
- No, he's an American.
In fact, he goes to school right here.
- What's his name?
- Stephen Parker.
Stephen Parker?
I think... I think he's in my biology class.
Cute, brown hair.
- You think he's cute?
- Yeah.
Why did you break up?
A man like that...
His spirit is wild and unknowable.
We had a brief, passionate romance,
and he was gone.
I always thought of him as
something out of Lord Byron.
Mad, bad, and dangerous to know.
He sees deeply into a woman,
and then he gives her
exactly what she needs.
I wish Brad were a little more like that.
No, you're better off with good old Brad.
So how was it tonight? Was it better?
- Yeah.
- Good.
Listen, I don't...
I don't wanna bore you with the details.
I'm just gonna say goodnight.
Okay.
Sweet dreams.
- Stephen, hi.
- Hi.
- I'm Shelly Anderson.
- I know.
- So, how've you been?
- I've been keeping busy.
Right.
I'm... I'm rooming with an old friend
of yours, Stephanie Brown?
- Oh. How is she?
- Great! Yeah, I like her a lot.
Yeah, me, too. She's a good egg.
She's spoken about you so much,
I feel like I almost know you.
Good things.
Well, since we almost know each other,
what do you say we go out sometime?
Okay.
When?
Friday?
Say, like, I meet you at 4:00
outside the library?
That sounds good. I'll... I'll see you then?
Yes. See you then.
Bye.
Yeah!
Hi.
Are you okay?
No, I'm not. We need to talk.
- Oh?
- It's just that...
Well, I think friends should be
totally upfront with each other.
No secrets, no lies.
And...
I'm afraid I've taken