for the babies
and a powder room for guests.
Forts don't have powder rooms.
Really?
Where do the soldiers' wives go
to freshen up?
Soldiers don't have wives, stupid.
Don't call me stupid, baby rump kisser!
It won't be a fort. It'll be a house.
A love nest.
Let's go up and see
what color carpet we should get.
Do forts got carpet?
Nope.
Forts don't got carpet!
They do now, hot lips!
The Selection Committee has informed...
...Mrs. Butterwell and I...
...that this summer's Floraganza
will be held in the garden of...
Can you read this here?
You take these and I'll take those.
There we go. The garden of...
...George Wilson!
One Mississippi,
two Mississippi, three Mississippi...
...four Mississippi, five Mississippi.
Six Mississippi...
...seven Mississippi, eight Mississippi,
nine Mississippi.
Gunther, are you watching
where everybody goes?
Yep.
Girls. Now...
Let's go!
You know,
I was unbeatable at hide-and-seek.
Hiding or seeking?
Both. I had a nose for hiding places.
I wouldn't think you'd be much good
at hiding.
Why not?
Weren't you a fat boy?
I was husky.
Ready or not, here I come!
I see Joey and Mike!
Run, Mikey!
He's cheating.
What are you doing?
Dennis is cheating.
He's using the Beckman kid as a spy.
Leave them alone, George.
I'll even things up.
Gunther, I'm just talking to your daddy
on the telephone.
He's going to the ice-cream store.
He wants to take you with him.
Hurry up and go home!
Now it's fair.
You lied to a toddler, George.
Think how disappointed he will be
when he gets home.
He better get used to it.
Disappointment will be a big part of his life.
He's a foot short for his age.
And he's cross-eyed.
Ain't that a pretty sight?
I bet they don't even lock their doors.
You won't notice a toy store
on the first leveI...
...but my suggestion is this:
Give the toy store six months free rent
to move up to the third leveI.
When I go to the mall with my little boy,
we always visit the toy store.
He knows he won't get anything unless
it's a speciaI occasion, but like every kid...
...he wants to look around-
Could you spare us the family anecdotes?
There's always a lot of traffic in toy stores.
If people have to go up to the third leveI
to visit the toy store...
...then they have to go through
two other levels to get there.
That's apparent to anyone with children.
And you have to assume
that potentiaI tenants...
...might have kids and would know that...
...and it might entice them
to take up space in the other levels.
That's all I'm saying.
We could have carried up a lot more stuff...
...if you didn't have to bring that idiotic doll
and all her junk!
She's not idiotic!
She's an important training tooI.
You know why men are so lousy
when it comes to taking care of babies?
They have better things to do.
Like what? Play golf and drink beer?
No, like hunting, having wars, driving cars,
shaving, cleaning fish.
Do you know how to do that?
Me?
Margaret.
Oh, okay.
If you didn't have women,
you wouldn't have babies...
...and you wouldn't have people.
If you didn't have men,
who'd drive the ladies to the hospitaI?
Most important, they marry the women,
then the women can go and get the baby.
The baby is in her stomach!
She has to get it installed.
Her stomach isn't just filled up with babies.
- Who installs them?
- A minister and a doctor.
- How?
- How?
She wants to know how?
Tell me, Dennis, how?
The bellybutton. It opens up.
- How come men have them?
- So they don't look weird in bathing suits.
Okay, on the count of three...
...move your hand.
One.
Two.
Three!
Okay, this time on the count of four.
One.
Two.
Three.
Four!
Joey, you hold the hammer
and, Margaret, you hold the naiI.
We did a pretty good job.
- How about a little paint?
- Couldn't hurt.
- You got any?
- My dad does.
- Give me my doll, you jerk!
- I don't have it!
- Give it to me! Dennis!
- I didn't take your doll.
It's not here.