test your mettle
with the latest products...
...from CoI. SamueI CoIt's Patent
Firearms Manufacturing Company...
...of Hartford, Connecticut.
Now, take this modeI, for exampIe.
The new,
improved and refined CoIt Peacemaker...
...seIIing to you tonight for the Iow price of $12.
-Good evening.
-'Evening.
You look very nice.
Thank you.
Would you like....
-Would you care to....
-l'd love to.
Young man, you want to give it a try?
MARTY: No, thanks.
Doc, this--
Son!
-Sonny boy!
-Doc can dance?
Son.
SALESMAN: l just told you that even a baby
could handle this weapon.
SALESMAN: Surely you're not afraid to try.
MARTY: l'm not afraid of nothing.
Come on, then.
Just step up here like a man.
Now, young man, whatyou do
isjust ease that hammer back and...
...squeeze off a round.
Right on out there and be real smooth.
That's the way you do it.
[Chortling]
-Can l try that again?
-Yeah, go ahead.
Tell me one thing.
Where did you learn to shoot like that?
7-Eleven.
Buford, you sure that blacksmith
will be at this shindig?
Sure he's here. Everybody's here tonight.
You'll have to check your firearms
if you want to join in on the festivities.
[Tannen laughing]
TANNEN: Who's gonna make us, tenderfoot?
MARSHAL: l am.
TANNEN: Marshal Strickland.
l didn't know you was back in town.
lf you can't read the sign,
l presume you can read this.
Pretty tough hombre when you're pointing
a gun at a man's back.
Just like you, l take every advantage l can get.
You gonna check your iron?
l was just joking with your deputy.
Of course, l'm gonna check my iron.
TANNEN: We all were, weren't we, boys?
THUGS: Yeah, right.
DEPUTY: Tannen.
Your knife, too.
TANNEN: Smile, Marshal.
After all, this is a party.
Only party l'll be smiling at...
...is the one that sees you at the end of a rope.
Have fun!
[Horses neighing]
That's how you handle them.
Never give them an inch...
...and maintain discipline at all times.
Remember that word: discipline.
l will, Pa.
WOMAN: Thank you very much.
Mr. Eastwood, nice to see you.
l see you got yourself
some respectable clothes and a fine hat.
A couple people didn't like the way
the other one looked on me.
That one suits you.
-lt's very becoming.
-Thanks.
''Frisbee.'' Far out.
-What was the meaning of that?
-lt was right in front of him.
[Music stops]
[All cheering and applauding]
-That's mine!
-Not anymore.
-Give me that.
-There he is, Buford.
-Where?
-There.
THUG 1: Dancing with that piece of calico.
THUG 2: What are you gonna do, boss?
l figure if l bury this muzzle deep enough
in his back nobody will hear the shot.
Careful. You've only got one bullet with that.
l only need one.
[Band playing folk music]
l told you to watch your back, smithy.
You're early.
lt's a Derringer. Small but effective.
The last time l used it, fella took two days to die.
Bled to death inside. lt was real painful.
That means you'll be dead
by about supper time Monday.
Excuse me. l don't know
who you think you are, but we're dancing.
Look what we have here.
TANNEN: Ain't you gonna introduce me?
l'd like a dance.
l wouldn't give you the pleasure.
You'll have to go ahead and shoot.
-All right.
-l'll dance with him.
TANNEN: Boys, keep the blacksmith company
while l get acquainted with the filly!
[Tannen whoops excitedly]
Yeah!
l don't dance very well
when my partner has a gun in his hand.
You'll learn.
Maybe l'll just take
my $80 worth out of her!
Leave her alone!
[Laughing]
Yeah, l bet there's something you can do
that's worth $80.
l believe you've underestimated me, mister.
Have l?
[Tannen grunts loudly]
[Clara grunts]
DOC: Stop it!
DOC: Damn you!
TANNEN: No, l damn you!
I damn you to heII!
-You.
-Lighten up, jerk!
Mighty strong words, runt!
You man enough to back them up
with more than just a pie pIate?
Just leave my friends alone.
What's wrong, dude? You yellow?
That's what l thought. A yellow-belly.
Nobody calls me