Excuse me. are you Lisa?
Phone's for you.
It's a little noisy here. Why don't you
take the house phone around the corner.
Okay. Thank you.
T o a long and prosperous marriage...
of our two companies.
Excuse me. I'm gonna go make
a phone call. I'll be right back.
No.
No.
- Hello?
- Hey, Lisa. It's me.
Hey. what happened to you?
I know. I'm so sorry.
I got stuck at work.
Look. Daniel's found me
at the hotel.
Hang on.
Just a minute!
Look, could I stay at your place
for a couple of days?
Yeah, of course. Um...
Go there right now.
I'll--I'll meet you there.
Hey.
Hey.
How are you, Lisa?
Good. How are you?
Good.
Thought you'd be in China by now.
That makes two of us.
Sit down.
- What's that?
- It's a present.
- For me?
- Yeah.
I saw that yours were--
yours were broken, so...
Uh, wanna try them on?
That's very sweet.
You didn't have to do that.
Oh, that's okay.
They're a little big.
What size shoe do you wear?
Seven.
These are 8 1/2.
I would've told you what size I was if l
knew you were gonna get me some shoes.
It's okay.
I could exchange them.
You don't have to do that. I...
Anyway, I told a friend of mine l'd
meet him for coffee before I left, so...
What? You're leaving?
Yeah.
Bye.
Hey, Luke. It's me.
Let's meet.
Jesus Christ.
What are you doin'?
I thought you were comin' by.
I, uh...I was comin' by.
I just lost track of the time.
I got good news for you.
Let's go have a drink.
I want you to meet someone.
Come on.
Come on.
Hey, babe. I came as soon as you called.
Look who I ran into. It's Matthew.
Matthew, Alex.
Alex, Matthew.
Finally you two meet.
Hi.
Hello.
Have a seat.
Hi.
Hello.
Want a cocktail?
Excuse me.
Hi, how can I help you?
What do you want?
A vodka rocks. Double.
Wow.
Baby?
You know what? I'll have, um,
I'll have a Seven and Seven.
Put it in a bucket. Not like a double,
but more like a one and a half.
He knows how to do it.
Thanks.
You got it.
So what happened
with your psycho?
You can say it in front of Alex.
She knows the whole story anyway.
Sometimes when you see
someone from afar...
...you develop a fantasy.
Then when you see them up close,
nine times out of ten,
you wish you hadn't.
I have no idea
what you're talking about.
I was confused,
so I went back to her apartment, and...
...thought I'd find what I was looking for,
but I found something else.
Did you talk to her?
Just long enough for her
to convince me that she's a liar.
No harm, no foul, though, right?
What do you think, Alex?
I mean, you know the whole story.
It's easy to stand back and judge.
You don't know anything
about this woman.
I know that she has no conscience
and no regard for anyone but herself.
I mean, what else
do I need to know?
You make yourself
into such a victim.
Nobody made you be with her. You can't
even see what a hypocrite you're being.
I'm being a hypocrite?
How am I being a hypocrite?
- Yes, you are!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
You guys. Hey, relax.
No, Luke. Hey, hold on.
Alex, I'd like you to explain to me
how I'm being a hypocrite.
Who's to say this woman hasn't been
in love with you for a really long time?
And now that she found you again,
she wasn't about to let you go twice.
What?
Maybe...
the first time she saw you,
maybe she felt the way you did
the first time you saw Lisa.
You remember that.
Love makes you do crazy things.
Insane things.
Things in a million years
you never thought you'd see yourself do.
There you are doin' it.
Can't help it.
Jesus Christ.
Lighten up, you guys.
This woman--she's a nut.
She's psycho.
She's cuckoo-bananas, all right?
End of story.
Can we change the subject?
I actually have something
to cheer you up.
Did you, uh, leave a note
with the bartender here a few days ago?
Yeah, I did.
How do you know that?
'Cause Lisa called.
What?
Yeah! After you got off the phone.
She said to meet her at 3:00.
She couldn't wait long, 'cause she had
to get on a