for you after all.
Goodbye, Colonel!
Eglantine.
Dear Mr Browne.
- We thought they'd damaged you.
- See? No one can hurt Miss Price.
There they are, lads!
I said something was afoot!
All right. Drive them into the sea.
Firing positions. Both sides.
All right, men. Hold your fire.
I think we've taught
the Hun a lesson.
He'll think twice
before coming back here again.
It's tragic. All your spells,
your equipment. All gone.
Still, I was able to perform
some small service first.
That mean you ain't gonna
be a witch no more? Never?
No, Paul. I realised some time ago
that I could never be a proper witch.
Was it that first magic moment
when you laid eyes on me?
No. It was the day
my poisoned dragon's liver arrived.
I knew that anyone who felt the way
I did about poisoned dragon's liver
had no business being a witch.
- Certain you're doing the right thing?
- Well, I think so.
It's much too dangerous
being a civilian.
Take care of yourself, guv.
I'll do that. And I'll be back
before you've grown an inch taller.
- We'll be together again.
- Sounds like you have an escort.
Well, here we go.
- Permission to move off, sir.
- Carry on, sergeant.
Parade, by the right,
quick march!
Suppose that's it.
We ain't gonna have no fun no more.
Still got this, ain't I?
Call out the navy,
call out the ranks
Call out the air force,
call out the tanks
From the cliffs of Dover
call up the gulls
And don't forget
the loyal territorials
But who's digging in here?
Who will defend
Every inch of England,
no matter what they send?
Who's standing firm
in our own front yard?
The soldiers of the Old Home Guard,
that's who
The soldiers of the Old Home Guard