Jeez, Roman! Do you have to? What I really want to say is... thank you. This is very important to Roman and me. - I miss you, Connie. - Oh, honey! It's so lonely being wealthy. Hm. I wouldn't know about that. No, I mean it, honey. I mean it, it is lonely. He works terrible hours. Travels. We go a month without going to bed together. Really? A month? That long? Mm-hm. I get pleasure by leaning against the washer during the spin cycle. - Does that work? - Have you ever seen whiter whites? - When do you go back to Chicago? - Erm, three days. I've never had a boyfriend for longer than two weeks. - Get outta here. - That's why I was such a bitch. - No, you weren't a bitch. - Yes, I was. It's no big deal. I don't understand what I'm doing here. Look, I've never even had a girlfriend. I've dated girls but never one I'd call my girlfriend. - What would you call me? - Officially? Girlfriend? And you're leaving in three days. See what I mean? Yeah. - Well? - Well what? - What? What? - It touched me! It's been touching you for 12 years. - Not you! - What? - A thing. - What thing? What's going on for God's sakes? What is it? That thing! That's just a little sparrow. Come on, Roman, it's got ears. Jesus! Jesus, it's a tiny flying mouse, not a bear. I am not going back in till it's out. - We'll get it out. Chet. - What? Get a shovel, go in there and get that radar-guided vermin. - Why me? - It's your cabin. We didn't order bats. - You stay here too. - You're the hosts. - So what? - Stop fighting and go kill it. - We don't have to kill it. - Kill it! - It didn't do anything. - It attacked me. He's wimping out. I'll take care of it. I am not wimping, I'm thinking. There's a big difference. If you want me to take care of it, I will. I'm just wondering who's gonna do it. I'll do it. I'd like to get some sleep. Afraid of a little bat. - So? - It buzzed me. We need a plan. It's bigger than I thought. It's about a two-pounder. - Two-pounder? - Yeah, big wings. - It's got the teeth. Frightening. - Wow. I think we have to do something. What we need, Roman - big plan. That's what we need. We'll have this baby squealing Mayday by midnight. Let's split up. - You see him? - He's hiding. Turn out the lights. He's nocturnal. He'll think it's daytime like this. Good point. - Have you got him? - Come on, you sonar-guided rodent. - Connie, bats carry rabies, don't they? - Yeah, among other things. I'm gonna call him now. OK, just be still. - Are you kissing him or calling him? - I'm calling him! - That's the sound they make. - OK, OK. - Dad! - Oh, no... I got him! Keep back. - Get the light on him. - Keep your eye on the bat. Whoa! Look at that thing move! Christ Almighty! Ooh, I hit my head. - Where is he? - I don't know. He's in the rafters. Where are you? I'm here! - He's on my face! - Hold still! Honey... We got it! - We got it! - Oh, the pain. - We got it! - Ooh, that had to hurt. What a fighter. Boy, he was something. I salute him. But we got to get some sleep. Hey. - Glad to see you. - What time do you get off work? - Eight. - Great. I'll meet you at nine. - Where? - I don't know! You live here. - Erm, the bait shop? - Sure. I'll buy you some worms. - You wanna ditch me? - Wait a second. Why would I ditch you? I don't know. I'm just waiting for it to happen. If I ditch you, you have my permission never to speak to me for as long as we live. - Promise? - Promise. I got to go. - See you later. - Bye. Yeah, that should do it. Good idea. I'll have the Royal Canadian Mounted beef barley soup. - Ooh, yeah. - And then that bucket of salad. - I'll split that with you. - You will? That would help. And then the medley of perch. That's my favorite. OK. Miss, what's the Old '96er? That's our world-famous Paul Bunyan's blue ox steak. It is a 96-ounce prime-aged beef steak and if any member of your ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Друзья - Сезон 10 на английском - текст ...за имя Мое на английском - текст Я люблю тебя на английском - текст Доктор Живаго на английском - текст Беглец на английском |