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Jeez, Roman! Do you have to?
What I really want to say is...
thank you.
This is very important
to Roman and me.
- I miss you, Connie.
- Oh, honey!
It's so lonely being wealthy.
Hm. I wouldn't know about that.
No, I mean it, honey.
I mean it, it is lonely.
He works terrible hours. Travels.
We go a month
without going to bed together.
Really? A month? That long?
Mm-hm.
I get pleasure by leaning against
the washer during the spin cycle.
- Does that work?
- Have you ever seen whiter whites?
- When do you go back to Chicago?
- Erm, three days.
I've never had a boyfriend
for longer than two weeks.
- Get outta here.
- That's why I was such a bitch.
- No, you weren't a bitch.
- Yes, I was.
It's no big deal.
I don't understand
what I'm doing here.
Look, I've never even had a girlfriend.
I've dated girls
but never one I'd call my girlfriend.
- What would you call me?
- Officially?
Girlfriend?
And you're leaving in three days.
See what I mean?
Yeah.
- Well?
- Well what?
- What? What?
- It touched me!
It's been touching you for 12 years.
- Not you!
- What?
- A thing.
- What thing?
What's going on for God's sakes?
What is it?
That thing!
That's just a little sparrow.
Come on, Roman, it's got ears.
Jesus!
Jesus, it's a tiny flying mouse,
not a bear.
I am not going back in till it's out.
- We'll get it out. Chet.
- What?
Get a shovel, go in there
and get that radar-guided vermin.
- Why me?
- It's your cabin. We didn't order bats.
- You stay here too.
- You're the hosts.
- So what?
- Stop fighting and go kill it.
- We don't have to kill it.
- Kill it!
- It didn't do anything.
- It attacked me.
He's wimping out. I'll take care of it.
I am not wimping, I'm thinking.
There's a big difference.
If you want me to take care of it, I will.
I'm just wondering who's gonna do it.
I'll do it. I'd like to get some sleep.
Afraid of a little bat.
- So?
- It buzzed me.
We need a plan. It's bigger than
I thought. It's about a two-pounder.
- Two-pounder?
- Yeah, big wings.
- It's got the teeth. Frightening.
- Wow.
I think we have to do something.
What we need, Roman - big plan.
That's what we need.
We'll have this baby
squealing Mayday by midnight.
Let's split up.
- You see him?
- He's hiding.
Turn out the lights. He's nocturnal.
He'll think it's daytime like this.
Good point.
- Have you got him?
- Come on, you sonar-guided rodent.
- Connie, bats carry rabies, don't they?
- Yeah, among other things.
I'm gonna call him now.
OK, just be still.
- Are you kissing him or calling him?
- I'm calling him!
- That's the sound they make.
- OK, OK.
- Dad!
- Oh, no...
I got him!
Keep back.
- Get the light on him.
- Keep your eye on the bat.
Whoa!
Look at that thing move!
Christ Almighty!
Ooh, I hit my head.
- Where is he?
- I don't know.
He's in the rafters. Where are you?
I'm here!
- He's on my face!
- Hold still!
Honey...
We got it!
- We got it!
- Oh, the pain.
- We got it!
- Ooh, that had to hurt.
What a fighter.
Boy, he was something. I salute him.
But we got to get some sleep.
Hey.
- Glad to see you.
- What time do you get off work?
- Eight.
- Great. I'll meet you at nine.
- Where?
- I don't know! You live here.
- Erm, the bait shop?
- Sure.
I'll buy you some worms.
- You wanna ditch me?
- Wait a second. Why would I ditch you?
I don't know.
I'm just waiting for it to happen.
If I ditch you,
you have my permission never
to speak to me for as long as we live.
- Promise?
- Promise.
I got to go.
- See you later.
- Bye.
Yeah, that should do it.
Good idea.
I'll have the Royal Canadian Mounted
beef barley soup.
- Ooh, yeah.
- And then that bucket of salad.
- I'll split that with you.
- You will? That would help.
And then the medley of perch.
That's my favorite. OK.
Miss, what's the Old '96er?
That's our world-famous
Paul Bunyan's blue ox steak.
It is a 96-ounce prime-aged beef steak
and if any member of your
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