.
my father gave it to me
and I'm giving it to you.
You're grown-up now. You deserve it.
So, like, er...
you and I coming to the woods
is like your father bringing you here?
- Yeah. I guess so.
- Yeah. I understand.
Thanks for the ring.
'Rocks on top of the cans.
'That never works.
'We'll just knock the cans over.'
'Of course we will.
'Can I stay up again and watch
the big guy rake up all the mess?'
How are you doing... Cammie?
Can I help you?
I don't know.
What's the house specialty?
Where am I supposed to put the tray?
Going by last night, I'm sure you can
think of some good places.
I'm sorry. I was in kind of a bad mood.
Don't worry. It's no big deal.
That doesn't mean I didn't mean
what I said. It's true.
Wait. You don't even know me.
How can you say that's true of me?
- It's a safe assumption.
- Excuse me?
- Can we get some service?
- I'll be right there. I gotta go.
- What time do you finish work?
- Eight o'clock.
Eight o'clock?
And where are you
going to be after work?
I'll be around.
- Can I see you?
- Yeah. If you can find me.
I got you. I got you!
Come on, Chet!
If you trail behind,
the Indians will get you!
- Come on, honey.
- Uncle Roman, wait for Dad.
Come on! Hurry up.
Watch out for those Wisconsin
rattlers and wild boar.
Honey, come on!
Wait up, you guys.
Come on. Whoa. Hey. Ow!
Easy. All right. OK.
OK. Have it your way. I'll just get off.
You all right? OK.
We're walking. Come on.
Come on, let's go. Hey!
Easy, easy. Let's just walk back
to the stable, all right?
I'm walking, you're walking.
Let's have a nice easy walk.
All right. That was your last chance.
That's it. Have it your way.
I don't want to do this
but you forced me to.
I hate to do this to you.
I'm normally not a mean person but I...
Hey! Come back, you son of a bitch!
That baby I was riding
was a purebred -
purebred mule horse!
- You rode it like it was.
- That baby was bred for packing.
- You looked great on that horse.
- Here he comes.
Where is he? Hi, honey.
He's lost his mount.
How are you doing, trouper?
Where's that ball-slappin' nag
you were riding?
- He looks the worse for wear.
- OK, Dad?
- I'm OK.
- Did that horse buck you off?
What happened? You got hungry
and had to eat the nag, huh?
- Let's go home.
- What?
- Go home.
- Home?
- We've got the whole day planned!
- A nap.
- Come on!
- Oh, yeah.
- Come on!
- I'm fine. It was OK.
I know musky's the big deal fish
in these waters
but come with me
off the coast of Virginia,
I'll let you hook into
a thousand-pound blue marlin
and you'll know what fishing's
all about with a capital F!
Excuse him. After a few cocktails,
he's an expert on everything.
- Was that a shot?
- No, that was the truth.
- That was a shot.
- That was a shot.
Speaking of shots, set us up!
- This guy's a riot.
- Isn't he?
- Everybody loves him, right?
- Oh, yeah.
You make a lot of tips on this job?
- I do all right.
- Who handles your investments?
My wife's got some egg money
put aside
but she won't give it up to me.
I'll take her number, I'll change that.
That's what I do - investments.
How you doing?
Well, it-it-it-it-it-it
ain't-ain't r-r-r-raining.
- It ain't r-r-r-raining, so t-t-that's good.
- Yeah. I guess so.
- You fellas met Reg?
- I don't think so.
How you doing? Roman Craig.
Pleased to meet you.
Er, Chet Ripley. How do you do?
That's quite a hairdo you got.
- A neo-skunk thing?
- Roman!
- The hair!
- You don't have to say it.
His hair turned white
cos lightning hit him.
He's been struck by lightning...
How many times, Reg?
S-S-S-Six...
Six times?
S-S-Six...
Sixty-six times.
In-n-n...
the head!
Sixty-six times?
God! That's gotta hurt.
You'll never meet a guy more tuned in
to the barometric pressure than Reg.
Yeah. You see him running like hell
for home, head for cover. Right, Reg?
Hey, you pay. I gotta go to the john.
Introduce Mr. Thick Dick
to Mr. Urinal Cake.