pants are riding
up the butt something fierce but...
look at that.
- Wally, how's the bear dump situation?
- We got a good one.
Good evening, sir. Happy birthday.
He must be hard of hearing
or something. Try again.
Sprechen Sie Deutsch?
Do you speak English?
Our sincerest congratulations, sir.
You wishing Mr. Tomkins
a happy birthday?
I don't think the guy can hear us.
How about a nice group photo?
Everybody get in there.
- I push the red button?
- Yeah.
- How do you focus?
- You don't.
- You don't focus?
- Push the button.
I don't like them climbing around
Mr. Tomkins. He ain't no jungle gym.
Girls, why don't you kiss Mr. Tomkins
on the cheek?
- No.
- A nice kiss on the cheek.
Come on, it's cute!
What old man wouldn't like it?
A dead one.
Bill died in the car on the way over.
- Jesus, Dad!
- Go wash. Go wash.
- I touched him.
- In the bathroom.
- How could you do that?
- I didn't. He did it.
You're disgusting! Kids?
That was a really good shot, Ben.
Really good.
What the hell?
Hey! You gave her a class goose
with the pool cue.
She's so cute.
Violent but cute.
You got chalk right there.
- Look, I'll be back in a minute.
- What about the bear dump?
Hey, it's crowded. This is great.
- Yeah, Dad.
- A lot of people are hip to this.
Oh, yeah. Hey!
Right. Look at those bears. Huh?
Are you scared or what?
Look at the bears!
- They're great, Dad.
- "They're great, Dad."
You're gonna see some bears.
- Dad?
- Shh, shh, shh.
Here you go! A nice Zagnut.
Yeah. Come on.
Come on.
Come on. More.
Come on. Here's some more.
Jeez. Boy, he likes those.
Now we'll get some action.
Big head on him. Ooh, boy.
Easy, easy there. Easy.
Come on, watch the paint job! Hey, shoo!
Look at the size of those teeth. Whoo.
- Hey! Shoo! Go on.
- Dad, I wouldn't do that.
All right. Maybe you're right.
He's looking at us.
He's not finished.
When he finishes, he'll go.
- Pretty big bear.
- Very big.
Just let him eat his candy bar
and shoo shoo shoo.
Hi. How you doing?
Whoo.
Oh, Jeez! All right, all right. OK.
Erm, let me rethink this.
Hey! What the hell?
All right.
- I've told you I love you, right?
- Yeah.
Good.
What do you say we call it a night?
Holy Jeez! Oh, boy!
Oh, boy. We've started something.
Erm...
- Let's call it an evening.
- Yeah. I'm tired.
- Me too. Yeah. Let's just go.
- Yeah.
That didn't scare him, Dad.
I'm, erm... gonna move now.
I'm moving now!
All right. I'll just drive out.
He'll jump right off.
Don't you worry.
Dad? Isn't it illegal to drive
with a bear on your hood?
I don't know in this state, son.
It's Yogi and Boo Boo in the flesh.
I wish Ranger Smith
would get out here.
Hey, easy on the roof, pal!
Should have brought Uncle Roman's car.
Knock knock.
You, er, didn't give me
a chance to apologize.
- Can I sit down?
- I don't own the park.
Oh.
Look...
- I just got here. I'm from...
- Chicago.
- How did you know?
- It's no big trick.
You live in this town,
it becomes like second nature.
- I guess I just met my first local.
- You don't know how local I am.
You know...
It's a...
It's a really beautiful town. I mean...
It's a hole in the earth.
Look, save your breath.
I'm not a tourist attraction.
What did I do?
Hey, Dad.
- How are you?
- What are you doing down here?
Oh... getting a breath of night air.
Hey... You want to take a spin
in the rowboat?
- Now?
- What the hell?
- In the dark?
- We'll check out some stars.
- I don't know.
- Let's do something.
- Let's go.
- Dad...
Come on. I'll let you row.
- Oh, great.
- It'll be fun.
Boy, what a beautiful sky.
Smell that air. Isn't that something?
That's the city in your lungs.
You're getting the good air in now.
One day, you'll be coming up here
with your kids.
- Yeah. Maybe.
- I want to give you something.
You're not going to kiss me
in the boat under the moon?
I'm not going to kiss you.
I want to give you my ring.
- Why?
- Why? Because..