purebred - purebred mule horse! - You rode it like it was. - That baby was bred for packing. - You looked great on that horse. - Here he comes. Where is he? Hi, honey. (Roman) He's lost his mount. How are you doing, trouper? Where's that ball-slappin' nag you were riding? - (Connie) He looks the worse for wear. - OK, Dad? - I'm OK. - Did that horse buck you off? What happened? You got hungry and had to eat the nag, huh? - Let's go home. - What? - Go home. - Home? - We've got the whole day planned! - A nap. - Come on! - Oh, yeah. - Come on! - I'm fine. It was OK. I know musky's the big deal fish in these waters but come with me off the coast of Virginia, I'll let you hook into a thousand-pound blue marlin and you'll know what fishing's all about with a capital F! Excuse him. After a few cocktails, he's an expert on everything. - Was that a shot? - No, that was the truth. - That was a shot. - That was a shot. Speaking of shots, set us up! - This guy's a riot. - Isn't he? - Everybody loves him, right? - Oh, yeah. You make a lot of tips on this job? - I do all right. - Who handles your investments? My wife's got some egg money put aside but she won't give it up to me. I'll take her number, I'll change that. That's what I do - investments. How you doing? Well, it-it-it-it-it-it ain't-ain't r-r-r-raining. - It ain't r-r-r-raining, so t-t-that's good. - Yeah. I guess so. - You fellas met Reg? - I don't think so. How you doing? Roman Craig. Pleased to meet you. Er, Chet Ripley. How do you do? That's quite a hairdo you got. - A neo-skunk thing? - Roman! - The hair! - You don't have to say it. His hair turned white cos lightning hit him. He's been struck by lightning... How many times, Reg? S-S-S-Six... Six times? S-S-Six... Sixty-six times. In-n-n... the head! Sixty-six times? God! That's gotta hurt. You'll never meet a guy more tuned in to the barometric pressure than Reg. Yeah. You see him running like hell for home, head for cover. Right, Reg? Hey, you pay. I gotta go to the john. Introduce Mr. Thick Dick to Mr. Urinal Cake. Jeez, Roman! Do you have to? What I really want to say is... thank you. This is very important to Roman and me. - I miss you, Connie. - Oh, honey! It's so lonely being wealthy. Hm. I wouldn't know about that. No, I mean it, honey. I mean it, it is lonely. He works terrible hours. Travels. We go a month without going to bed together. Really? A month? That long? Mm-hm. I get pleasure by leaning against the washer during the spin cycle. - Does that work? - Have you ever seen whiter whites? (Kate giggling) - When do you go back to Chicago? - Erm, three days. I've never had a boyfriend for longer than two weeks. - Get outta here. - That's why I was such a bitch. - No, you weren't a bitch. - Yes, I was. It's no big deal. I don't understand what I'm doing here. Look, I've never even had a girlfriend. I've dated girls but never one I'd call my girlfriend. - What would you call me? - Officially? Girlfriend? And you're leaving in three days. See what I mean? Yeah. - Well? - Well what? (Woman screaming) - What? What? - It touched me! It's been touching you for 12 years. - Not you! - What? - A thing. - What thing? What's going on for God's sakes? What is it? That thing! That's just a little sparrow. Come on, Roman, it's got ears. Jesus! (All yelling) Jesus, it's a tiny flying mouse, not a bear. I am not going back in till it's out. - We'll get it out. Chet. - What? Get a shovel, go in there and get that radar-guided vermin. - Why me? - It's your cabin. We didn't order bats. - You stay here too. - You're the hosts. - So what? - Stop fighting and go kill it. - We don't have to kill it. - Kill it! - It didn't do anything. - It attacked me. He's wimping out. I'll take care of it. I am not wimping, I'm thinking. There's a big difference. If you want me to take care of ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Космический Джэм на английском - текст Ловец снов на английском - текст Трон на английском - текст Большие неприятности на английском - текст Машенька на английском |