them?
Wouldn't you find that attractive?
l don't know.
lt's gold.
The whole world longs for it.
l'm not in a very humorous mood.
Come on, don't go native on me, Bob.
l'm sorry. l'm just tired.
l'm very tired.
Why don't you rest? Gather some wood.
He's a man-killer.
He's been following us
the whole time. Stalking us.
Come on!
He's toying with us.
What are we gonna do?
What, do l have a plan?
Am l supposed to have a plan?
You tell me.
We can't move.
He won't let us eat.
We're going to starve up here.
What are we gonna do?
We're gonna kill him.
We get him to attack.
Spear. Bait.
lnduce a charge.
Bear charges and rears.
As he falls, he impales
himself on the spear.
Same principle as the deadfall.
Use his own weight to kill him.
What are we gonna use to bait him?
We lure him.
-What?
-We lure him!
You know?
Masai boys in Africa. . .
. . . 1 1 years old. . .
. . .they kill lions with spears.
How do we lure him?
1 1 -year-old boys kill a lion.
Do you know lndian boys used to
run up to the bear and slap him?
Count coup on him
as a test of manhood.
No, Charles.
How will we lure him?
Blood.
Blood!
We must. . .
. . .distract him, of course.
We must distract him and. . .
. . .trap him, but it can be done.
Do you believe it?
Believe it?!
l don't know, Charles.
-l don't think it will work.
-lt will work!
lt will work!
What one man can do, another can.
We can't kill the bear.
He's ahead of us!
lt's like he's reading our minds.
He's stalking us, for God's sakes!
You want to die out here.
Then die.
But l tell you what.
l'm not going to die. No, siree.
l'm not gonna die.
No. l'm gonna kill the bear.
Say it. ''l'm going to kill the bear! ''
Say it. ''l'm going to kill
the bear. '' Say it!
''l'll kill the bear! ''
Say it!
-l'll kill the bear.
-Again!
-l'll kill the bear.
-Again!
l'm gonna kill the bear!
What one man can do, another can do!
What one man can do, another can do.
Again!
What one man can do, another can do!
You're goddamn right.
Because today. . .
. . .l'm gonna kill the motherfucker.
Come on.
Now.
Run! Run!
Come on!
Hit him in the neck!
Jesus!
Jesus!
Look out! Look out! Look out!
Come on!
Come and get me!
Get me! Come! Come on!
Come on!
You son of a bitch!
Come here, motherfucker!
Come and get me!
Come on!
Get me!
Come on, get me!
Look out!
Wish we had some salt.
You know you can. . . .
You can season meat with gunpowder.
Did you know that?
l wish we had some gunpowder.
l don't suppose you made one for me?
Yeah.
What do you think?
What's the matter, Charles?
Nothing.
No, really. What?
All my life l wanted
to do something that was. . .
. . .that was unequivocal.
Well, Charlie, l certainly
think this qualifies.
Yeah, something.
You see, that's why
they call it ''personal growth. ''
A month ago, Smokey would've reared,
you would've called your lawyer.
Nah.
l wouldn't do that to an animal.
So l said:
''lf this is my life. . .
. . .then this is my life. ''
But you can change your life.
That's what l'm telling you.
ls that true?
Why wouldn't it be true?
Because l never knew anybody
who did actually change their lives.
l'll tell you what.
l'm gonna start my life over.
You'd be the first.
No one's been here for quite a while.
What do you make of it?
lf we're here. . . .
That canoe will take us out.
You know what we must do?
Find out if that canoe really floats.
lt floats.
Cup of tea?
Yeah.
You ain't got that fire lit?
Drinking the other fellow's supplies?
Get back. . .
. . .and send him a check.
Send him a check.
Hell of an adventure, eh, Charles?
Yeah, wasn't it?
You know. . .
. . .l hope to tell you. . .
. . .if l had my camera here. . .
. . .l would've made my fortune.
Made my fortune.
That thing's busted to shit.
lt still has some. . .
. . .sentimental value.
l suppose it does.
Can l see your watch?
My watch?
Doesn't work. Told you.
Busted.
Yeah, l know it doesn't work.