I just ran over your cat.'' - Oh, that's sad. - The poor cat. And then the man said, ''I'd like to replace your cat.'' And the lady said, ''That's all right with me, but how are you at catching mice?'' Well, you know I started out sad. I, I try, really I do. But, but everything ends up so hilarious, I can't-- I can't help-- That will be quite enough of that! It's time to go home. - Oh, that is sad. - Oh, no! Oh, that's sad. That's the saddest thing I ever heard. Come along, children. Spit spot! Must you really go? You know, people come to see me all the time, you know. And, and we have such a lovely time, and then they have to go home. And, and I'm very, very sad about the whole thing. Don't worry. We'll come back soon. We had a lovely time. Uh, keep an eye on Uncle Albert, will you, Bert? - I'll sit with him a while. - Thank you. Come on. Uncle Albert, I got a jolly joke I saved for just such an occasion. - Would you like to hear it? - I'd be so grateful. Righto. Well, it's about me granddad, see? And one night, he had a nightmare, he did. - So scared that he chewed his pillow to bits. - Yes. - To bits. - Yes. - Next morning I says... - ''How do you feel, Granddad?'' - Yes. He says, ''Oh, not bad. A little down in the mouth!'' Yeah, I always say there's nothing like a good joke. No. And that was nothing like a good joke! That-- Bit late tonight, aren't you, Banks? I say, Banks! Is anything the matter, Banks? Banks! - Oh, Father, we're so glad you're home! - Want to hear a joke? We had the most wonderful afternoon with Mary Poppins. Speaking of afternoons, the joke goes like this. I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith. Smith? We don't know anyone called Smith. And there was a second chap, and the second chap says, ''What's the name of his other leg?'' And we had a lovely tea party on the ceiling! Oh, children, please be quiet. Mary Poppins says if we're good, she'll take us there again. Oh. Oh, Mary Poppins said that, did she? Will you please return to your room. Mary Poppins, will you be kind enough to come with me? As you wish. Mary Poppins, I very much regret what I must say to you. - Good evening, George. Is anything the matter? - I'm afraid there is. I, I'd love to stay, but I have to dress for my rally in Hampstead. Winifred, it is my wish that you be present! Oh, yes, George, of course. Mary Poppins, I must confess I am extremely disappointed in you. She's for it now. I've heard the master do this speech before. I don't deny that I am partially responsible for allowing the children... to spend their days on worthless frivolity to the exclusion of all else! But it is high time they learned the seriousness of life! But, George, they're only children. Precisely. And in the light of what has happened-- George, are you certain you know what you're doing? I believe I do, Winifred. A British bank is run with precision A British home requires nothing less Tradition, discipline and rules must be the tools Without them disorder, chaos Moral disintegration - In short you have a ghastly mess - I quite agree. The children must be moulded shaped and taught That life's a looming battle to be faced and fought In short, I am disturbed to hear my children talking about... popping in and out of chalk pavement pictures... consorting with racehorse persons, fox hunting. Yes, well I don't mind that quite so much. At any rate, it's traditional. But tea parties on the ceiling? I ask you. Having tea parties on the ceiling and highly-questionable outings of every other kind! If they must go on outings These outings ought to be Fraught with purpose Yes, and practicality These silly words like Superca-- Super-- - Superca-- - Supercalifragilistic-expialidocious. Yes, ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Одно безумное лето на английском - текст Конец игры на английском - текст Зейрам на английском - текст Сайлент Хилл на английском - текст Счастье на английском |