fast, please.
I can't understand a word you're saying.
Again? Oh, the poor man!
Bless you.
Well, yes, of course. There's not
a moment to lose. I'll go straight away.
And thank you very much.
- What did he say?
- He said, "You're welcome."
- What else did he say?
- I don't think he said anything.
You know best, as usual.
- I thought we were gonna buy some fish.
- There's been a change of plan.
Come along, please. Don't straggle.
Andrew, worrying won't help anyone.
Why don't you go home
and put your feet up?
- Oh, Bert, I'm glad you're here.
- I came over the moment I heard.
Well, how is he?
I never seen him as bad as this,
and that's the truth.
How about them?
It's contagious, you know.
- Shall we get spots?
- Oh, highly unlikely.
- Oh, Uncle Albert!
- Oh, bless me! Bless my soul!
It's Mary Poppins! I'm delight...
I'm delighted to see you, Mary.
- Uncle Albert, you promised.
- Oh, I know, I...
But I tried. Really I did, my dear. I...
But I so enjoy laughing, you know?
And when...
And when I start, it's all up with the...
That's what happens to me.
I love to laugh! Oh, my goodness!
I can't help it. You can see that.
I just like laughing, that's all.
Jane, don't you dare!
You'll only make him worse.
It's really quite serious.
Yes, whatever you do,
keep a straight face.
Last time it took us three days
to get him down.
I love to laugh
Loud and long and clear
I love to laugh
It's getting worse every year
The more I laugh
The more I fill with glee
- You're no help at all.
- The more the glee
The more I'm a merrier me
It's embarrassing.
The more I'm a merrier me
Some people laugh through their noses
Sounding something like this
Dreadful!
Some people laugh through their teeth,
goodness sakes
Hissing and fizzing like snakes
Not at all attractive to my way of thinking.
Some laugh too fast
Some only blast
Others, they twitter like birds
You know, you're as bad as he is.
Then there's that kind
what can't make up their mind
When things strike me as funny
I can't hide it inside and squeak
As the squeakelers do
I've got to let go
with a ho-ho-ho-ho
And laugh
How nice!
I was hoping you'd turn up.
- Turn up!
- We always have such a jolly time.
We love to laugh
Loud and long and clear
We love to laugh
So everybody can hear
The more you laugh
Whoops, don't you two start.
Come back down here.
The more you fill with glee
The more the glee
The more we're a merrier we
Oh, welcome, children! Welcome!
Make yourselves comfortable.
That's right. Pull up a chair.
Oh, pull up...
I must say, you're a sight, the lot of you!
Speaking of sight,
it reminds me of me brother.
He's got a nice cushy job
in a watch factory.
In a watch factory? What does he do?
He stands about all day and makes faces!
He makes faces in a watch fa...
You made that up.
That's so good!
Such behavior!
Well, it's the most disgraceful sight I've
ever seen, or my name isn't Mary Poppins.
Speaking of names, I know a man
with a wooden leg named Smith.
What's the name of his other leg?
Wasn't that funny?
What's the name of his other...
Now then, children, it's time for tea.
I will not have my schedule interrupted.
Oh, please stay. Look, I have
a splendid tea all ready for you.
And it's getting cold.
Well, I had hoped that maybe,
that you would just, that...
Splendid! Thank you very much!
Keep your feet back. Mind the bread
and butter. Now, watch it, children.
I knew she could bring it off.
And a proper tea it is too.
Next thing, I suppose,
you'll be wanting me to pour out.
Oh, well. If I must, I must.
If you'll just stop behaving
like a pack of laughing hyenas!
- Two lumps, Uncle Albert?
- Yes, please.
- Bert?
- No, thank you, no sugar for me.
I'm so glad you came.
It wouldn't be any fun without you.
Here, and you may pour some milk
for Michael and yourself.
Nice weather we're having
this time of year, don't you think?
Oh, yeah. Speaking of weather...